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Nailing the Alien

Beastly Alien Boss, Book 1

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Nailing the Alien

By: Ava Ross
Narrated by: Patrick Zeller, Hollie Jackson
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Can I resist my grouchy orc boss?

Desperate to escape the clutches of the alien lizard mafia, I accept a spur-of-the-moment job offer on a distant planet. A monstrous, grumpy alien is building a new home in a distant colony, and he’s looking for an assistant.

He needs me to hold his hammer. I get it. It’s a big hammer.

He's a lonely barbarian brute with a gruff exterior, but I soon learn that inside, he's hiding a squishy center. When he unexpectedly enters his mating frenzy, there’s no one around to handle the job—except me. He gives me two options: return home or stay and help him with a whole different kind of nailing.

Nailing the Alien is book one in the Beastly Alien Boss series. Each features a brutish alien who can’t resist falling for his fated mate.

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I could listen to anything Patrick narrates, but I particularly love his alien roles. I was hooked after listening to Pheromone, and when this came up as a suggestion I dived right in.
This was superbly entertaining grumpy-sunshine trope and I loved every minute of it.
Ava wrote engaging characters and wove them into a simple yet enjoyable story.
I'll be jumping into the rest of this series.

Fun, light-hearted story

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This book is very crude e.g with the sexual innuendo yet it's funny. So much smut but I liked that.

It's definitely not for everyone but I thoroughly enjoyed this book. Might be one of my fafavourites now as I really laughed and needed it.

Billie Jackson was great but Patrick Zellers version of a grumpy alien just sounded soo wrong!! But wwhen he did Vex from Escorting the Alien, the bonus novella he was just right.

The bonus book of Escorting the Alien was a nice touch too.

Very crude, funny and I thoroughly enjoyed it

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Oh my god, I love how sassy and funny Kora is. She is such a flirt with him and they want each other so bad. I’m glad they got there happily ever after. Love the narrators. There’s even an extra story at the end.

Such fun

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