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Nailing the Alien

By: Ava Ross
Narrated by: Patrick Zeller, Hollie Jackson
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Can I resist my grouchy orc boss?

Desperate to escape the clutches of the alien lizard mafia, I accept a spur-of-the-moment job offer on a distant planet. A monstrous, grumpy alien is building a new home in a distant colony, and he’s looking for an assistant.

He needs me to hold his hammer. I get it. It’s a big hammer.

He's a lonely barbarian brute with a gruff exterior, but I soon learn that inside, he's hiding a squishy center. When he unexpectedly enters his mating frenzy, there’s no one around to handle the job—except me. He gives me two options: return home or stay and help him with a whole different kind of nailing.

Nailing the Alien is book one in the Beastly Alien Boss series. Each features a brutish alien who can’t resist falling for his fated mate.

©2022 Ava Ross (P)2023 Podium Audio

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Very crude, funny and I thoroughly enjoyed it

This book is very crude e.g with the sexual innuendo yet it's funny. So much smut but I liked that.

It's definitely not for everyone but I thoroughly enjoyed this book. Might be one of my fafavourites now as I really laughed and needed it.

Billie Jackson was great but Patrick Zellers version of a grumpy alien just sounded soo wrong!! But wwhen he did Vex from Escorting the Alien, the bonus novella he was just right.

The bonus book of Escorting the Alien was a nice touch too.

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