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  • By: Matt Shaw
  • Narrated by: Ad Hoc Media
  • Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
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My Pug Is an Asshole

By: Matt Shaw
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Publisher's Summary

"I want a dog!"

Who hasn't heard that screamed from a child or partner? They want a dog, but you don't want one because you know it will be your responsibility to look after it when they grow bored. Well, this book isn't necessarily for you. This book is for those who want a dog but have no idea what they're really letting themselves in for. 

You see, I wanted a dog. I was one of those annoying people ranting and raving how badly I wanted one. Now I am an adult, I should be allowed to get a dog! It's my house! I got my dog. I got what I wanted. I even chose the dog. Now, as I sit here typing out this blurb, I weep. Why did I do this to myself? Why have I just committed to this little bastard for God knows how many years? 

If you want a dog of your own, listen to this audiobook. Perhaps see things you didn't necessarily think of (on top of having to clean up its shit from when you go on walks or when it runs in your garden). Then, when you have listened to the audiobook, make your decision again. Decide if it really is for you. 

Don't want a dog? Well this is about a pug called Chewie.... Hear about Chewie's first year and just laugh at my misadventures and misery.... 

From Matt Shaw, author of Wasting Stamps, Plentyoffreaks, and I'm Fine.

©2015 Matt Shaw Publicationa (P)2021 Matt Shaw Publications

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this isn't extreme horror.

Matt is a brilliant narrator and this was a blast to listen to. But didn't make the mistake of thinking this is a horror story just because the author is an extreme horror writer. He owns a doggo in real life and I am sure this is autobiographical. It's funny and a realistic look at dog ownership.

Was slightly disappointed she didn't eat anyone though.

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