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My Big Fat Hairy Wedding
- The My So-Called Mystical Midlife Series, Book 4
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 2 hrs and 15 mins
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A forty-something Werewolf supermodel, five supernaturally screwed up bridesmaids, and a demonic mother of the groom determined to ruin the wedding.
Awesome…not.
How has my life come to this? Not sure who I screwed over in a past life to end up with a heinous mother-in-law who thinks my wedding is for her. If I didn’t love Chance more than myself—which is a lot—I’d rethink the entire hot mess.
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Problem solved: Go to a supernatural plasticware party at the community center and blackmail a few gals into being bridesmaids.
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- Emiloly
- 17-10-2022
Excellent good fun
I really enjoyed this short and sweet novela. I really like Robyn writing as Nancy. I can’t wait to read more!
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