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Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal

By: Meghan Quinn
Narrated by: Samantha Brentmoor, Teddy Hamilton, J.F. Harding, Vanessa Edwin, Robert Hatchet, Shane East
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From New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Meghan Quinn comes a brand-new holiday rom-com with all the humor and heat her fans adore.

Nothing says I love you like trespassing, public humiliation, and a town-wide Christmas spectacle to win your crush back.

Atlas "Max" Maxheimer did not sign up for this. One minute, he's anxiously trying to keep his family's Christmas tree farm from imploding. The next? He's passed out in the snow after getting clocked by a suspiciously strong bottle of soda.

Enter Betty: new in town, full of holiday cheer, and helping her uncle open a rival tree farm next door. Max is convinced she's out to destroy everything Evergreen Farm stands for. Betty thinks Max might be one sleigh short of a winter parade.

Cue the holiday chaos.

Between blizzards, blown reputations, wildly misguided romantic plots, and one stolen ornament with a seriously tragic backstory, this small-town war turns into something far messier—and much more delicious—than either of them expected.

©2025 Meghan Quinn (P)2025 Meghan Quinn Winter Christmas Witty
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Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal!!
This had everythingI love about Meghan Quinn’s writing.! Funny, witty fast past and romance. I love spotting out the links to Home Alone along the way

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This Full cast audio was everything. I laughed, snorted a few times and Meghan Quinn’s ability to write stories that are relatable but also quirky, romantic and hilarious. Narration was perfect and the cast just hit the spot. Exactly what we all need to get into the jolly holiday spirit.

Popcorn garlands and laughs = Quinnmas

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