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Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal

By: Meghan Quinn
Narrated by: Samantha Brentmoor, Teddy Hamilton, J.F. Harding, Vanessa Edwin, Robert Hatchet, Shane East
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From New York Times and USA Today bestselling author Meghan Quinn comes a brand-new holiday rom-com with all the humor and heat her fans adore.

Nothing says I love you like trespassing, public humiliation, and a town-wide Christmas spectacle to win your crush back.

Atlas "Max" Maxheimer did not sign up for this. One minute, he's anxiously trying to keep his family's Christmas tree farm from imploding. The next? He's passed out in the snow after getting clocked by a suspiciously strong bottle of soda.

Enter Betty: new in town, full of holiday cheer, and helping her uncle open a rival tree farm next door. Max is convinced she's out to destroy everything Evergreen Farm stands for. Betty thinks Max might be one sleigh short of a winter parade.

Cue the holiday chaos.

Between blizzards, blown reputations, wildly misguided romantic plots, and one stolen ornament with a seriously tragic backstory, this small-town war turns into something far messier—and much more delicious—than either of them expected.

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Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal!!
This had everythingI love about Meghan Quinn’s writing.! Funny, witty fast past and romance. I love spotting out the links to Home Alone along the way

Love it this

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Loved this awesome, funny and spicy little audio from Meghan Quinn, she really took it up a notch from the first one how my neighbour stole Christmas but it was just as funny, light hearted and spicier than the first. A great read and an awesome full cast.

Have a merry Christmas with this little beauty

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Great story!- such a hilariously light hearted read, great voice actors made it so much better.

Wouldn't change a thing

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As usual the queen of Romcom has do done it again with Max and Betty in a fantastic Christmas story

A cracking Christmas story

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This audiobook finally took a girl who cannot keep focussed long enough to enjoy audiobooks over to the sound side of reading. I loved it! Loved all the voices of everyone on the team, and of course most of all, I loved Meghan Quinn’s story. I love how she added the narrator with his little titbits and the Home Alone inspired things that were used uniquely. All the funny and flirty scenes with these two great main characters. It was such a great plot.

This is an amazingly hilarious story that I highly recommend.

Best Audiobook!

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