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What do you get the man who has everything? Are you struggling to find the ideal present for your dad, brother, uncle, or cousin? They’ve got everything - or at least everything you can afford! Can’t get them any more novelty socks - you got them last year. So give them this book, and watch them rock with laughter!

Perfect the art of Schadenfreude from your own armchair as you wonder who left the lid of the idiot box open. Laugh at the dumb and dumber from the comfort of your own toilet seat. Wonder at the stupidity of man with hilarious anecdotes spanning time and history and culture. 

In this book….

Hear about the time a spiritual guru steamed himself to death in a giant pot, along with some corn and steamed buns.

Or the time a president projectile vomited on a prime minister at a state banquet. Was it something they said?

Back in New York in February 1940 at the world premiere of Walt Disney's Pinocchio, Walt had hired 11 midgets, dressed them up as Pinocchio and put them on top of Radio City Music Hall. The idea was they could wave to the children entering the theatre. However, in a moment of inspiration, someone sent up alcohol with their lunch. So by the middle of the afternoon, there were 11 drunken, naked midgets cavorting on the roof and screaming obscenities at the crowd. They had to be removed by police, who carried them away in pillowcases.

As the great Professor Stephen Hawking once said, “Stupidity remains the biggest threat to mankind.” No truer words have ever been spoken; so we might as well enjoy it.

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  • Elena N Story
  • 26-12-2020

I am very satisfied with this audio book.

My dad really loved this when gave it to him and we listened to it together, it made us laugh so much.
Really well paced and funny.

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  • Oscar B Marsala
  • 26-12-2020

I'm very pleased listened to this audio book.

I really love to hear the laughter of my grandchildren as my daughter was listening this Mega Fails audio book. I'm very pleased listened to this audio book.

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  • Patricia W King
  • 26-12-2020

This was a really cute audio book.

This book is absolutely adorable and great. This book is convenient because it has a collection of Humorous Blunders and Misadventures. This was a really cute audio book.

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  • Princess J Bradley
  • 26-12-2020

wow recommend.!

This is such an excellent book. This hilariously funny book is really wonderful and it had me laughing and smiling. Completely satisfied with this audio book.

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  • Myriam J Payton
  • 26-12-2020

The author did an excellent job.

The author did an excellent job. Are you struggling to find the ideal present for your dad, brother, uncle, or cousin? They’ve got everything - or at least everything you can afford! Can’t get them any more novelty socks. Give them this book, and watch them rock with laughter!

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  • Gerald A Lahr
  • 26-12-2020

A delightful and wonderful audiobook

Very much enjoyed listening to this I just listened to it all the way through. ROFL

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  • Sarah L Franco
  • 26-12-2020

Excellent audio book!

I put this on when I was driving to see my parents and the journey just flew despite the traffic. Very
enjoyable listening.

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  • Roger J Williams
  • 26-12-2020

Nice audio book .

I really liked the one where he wrote a crime novel, but based it on his own crime and got caught.
Very funny book from beginning to end.

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  • Michael A Moore
  • 26-12-2020

I would recommend this audio book.

Great light listening when you need cheering up. Reminded my of the Hitch hiker's guide to the
Galaxy. Will look for other Audible titles by this author.

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  • Esther K Greenwell
  • 25-12-2020

This audiobook is really great!

This is pretty awesome for the hilariously funny book of humorous blunders. Brought this for the whole group ended up listening it the jokes together and laughing out loud. This audiobook is really great!

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  • Juan L. Owens
  • 25-12-2020

Everyone should listen this audiobook

It is a hilariously funny book of humorous blunders and misadventures. Everyone should listen this audiobook and it is funny and rocks. Really great, I would recommend this audiobook.

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  • Richard D. Bowyer
  • 25-12-2020

This audiobook is funny and entertaining

This audiobook is funny and entertaining. It cheered me up immensely in these depressing times.

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  • Anthony R. Rogers
  • 25-12-2020

The author did an excellent job

The author did an excellent job. Are you struggling to find the ideal present for your dad, brother, uncle, or cousin? They’ve got everything - or at least everything you can afford! Can’t get them any more novelty socks. Give them this book, and watch them rock with laughter!

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  • Felipe A. Trainor
  • 25-12-2020

WOW!! This is such an excellent book

WOW!! This is such an excellent book. This hilariously funny book is really wonderful and it had me laughing and smiling. Completely satisfied with this audiobook.

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  • Daron M. Linville
  • 25-12-2020

I'm very pleased listened to this audiobook

I really love to hear the laughter of my grandchildren as my daughter was listening this Mega Fails audiobook. I'm very pleased listened to this audiobook.

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  • Terry P. Peters
  • 25-12-2020

A Nice and sweet audio book

This book has some funny moment, and Its really a good humorous audio book about people failing. A Nice and sweet audio book.

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  • Casey J. Holmes
  • 25-12-2020

Thanks author for this great book

This audio book is relaxing. Gorgeous and very sweet Hilariously Funny Book of Humorous Blunders and Misadventures. Thanks author for this great book.

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  • Gary S. Bellomy
  • 25-12-2020

A delightful and wonderful audiobook

This audiobook contains incredible and brilliant for Hilariously Funny moment. This was one of the most ridiculous and amazing Mega Fails book. A delightful and wonderful audiobook.

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  • Malik R. Kent
  • 25-12-2020

This was a really cute audiobook

This book is absolutely adorable and great. This book is convenient because it has a collection of Humorous Blunders and Misadventures. This was a really cute audiobook.

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  • Michael M. Earnest
  • 25-12-2020

I am very satisfied with this audiobook

The author of this audiobook has done an excellent job for the hilariously funny moment. I am very satisfied with Mega Fails. Quick, easy and yet enjoyable.

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