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Magical Thinking

True Stories

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Magical Thinking

By: Augusten Burroughs
Narrated by: Augusten Burroughs
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This book was written in an era before trigger warnings. Sensitive readers please proceed with caution. —Love, Augusten.


From the #1 bestselling author of Running with Scissors and Dry—a contagiously funny, heartwarming, shocking, twisted, and absolutely magical collection. True stories that give voice to the thoughts we all have but dare not mention. It begins with a Tang Instant Breakfast Drink television commercial when Augusten was seven. Then there is the contest of wills with the deranged cleaning lady. The execution of a rodent carried out with military precision and utter horror. Telemarketing revenge. Dating an undertaker. And much more. A collection of true stories that are universal in their appeal, yet unabashedly intimate and very funny.

A Macmillan Audio production from St. Martin's Press.

©2024 Augusten Burroughs (P)2024 Macmillan Audio Art & Literature Authors Funny Heartfelt
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