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- Narrated by: Charlie Weirauch III
- Length: 8 hrs and 20 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Some genres were never meant to cross.
Joe Slade is a detective with a hot lead and a warm gun. He no longer believes in happy ever afters, but his faith in plot twists is devout. Good thing.
He is about to discover the biggest twist of all.
Joe Slade is not real.
He is a character in a series of mystery novels. And when he discovers all his pain has been in the name of book sales, there will be hell to pay. Vowing revenge on his author, he will set off for the World Where the Books Are Written. The road will take him through genres foreign and treacherous: high fantasy, bodice-ripping romance, intergalactic sci-fi, and others even more awful and terrifying.
But what if this new life is about more than just living? And will Joe still come out on top when all the rules have changed?
Critic Reviews
"This is one of the most clever, entertaining, and hilarious books I've ever read." (Joe Siple, best-selling author of The Five Wishes of Mr. Murray McBride)