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Lost Pirates

Narrated by: Brandon Utah
Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
4.5 out of 5 stars (9 ratings)
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Publisher's Summary

Frank was never the save-the-world type. He joined his college's Jedi dueling club to impress a chick he was into, and only stayed because he was too embarrassed to quit. He’s the type to have a crush, but the closest he’s gotten to action lately is when he stumbles upon his roommate having a hot threesome.

Damn, he'd love to feel what it's like to be that guy.

Be careful what you wish for…Life takes an unexpected turn when Frank discovers his grandpa's secret and travels back in time. Finding himself in a land of pirates that doesn’t quite line up with what he learned in history class, Frank soon learns he has a special ability to craft weapons based on locations someone has laid out for him and related to the time-travel device. All while bonding with a team of hot-as-sin pirate ladies.

Someone else has been traveling in time and messing it up, and now Frank’s the only one who can go up against the new Pirate King and put everything as it was.

Of course, while finally getting that threesome he was so envious of…and then some.

Warning: Harem fans, Gamelit lovers, and anyone else who wants a crazy story with highly adult situations and fun galore should continue. The rest of you, run away as fast as you can before the vileness of this content spreads and sucks you into a story you can’t escape.

©2018 Double Down Press (P)2018 Podium Publishing

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Lost Pi4ates

Jamie Hawke is a talented and skilled author and it shows. I love this book from start to finish the characters and world is well written and informative . And the voice acting skills of Brandon Utah make the characters and story come alive 12/10 stars a must to buy and own. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆.....

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  • Austen
  • 22-01-2019

A steam punk pirate wet dream.

Really good and worth a listen. Just be warned it has a lot of sex scenes!

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  • Spencer
  • 10-02-2019

I wanted to like it, but...

The plot feels like it could have so much potential, but I feel it just didn’t hit the mark. Most of the moments ended up exactly how I would have expected, so there wasn’t much to pull me along with the story.

I was hoping to get insight on why the girl want him, but all that was told was he’s “interesting”. In what way, really? There’s no character development with the protagonist and the girls still fall for him.

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  • Courtney Long
  • 26-12-2018

What more please

I’m so looking forward to listening to more of this series. I got to have it.

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  • Nathan macintyre
  • 03-02-2019

amazing. my favorite

the narrator was amazing the characters felt as if they were alive with me it was fantastic.
the best audio book I've ever heard.

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  • Jared Brockway
  • 15-01-2019

Good listen

Not a bad book by any means, the audio quality isn’t that great but I stopped noticing about 10 minutes in.

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  • Andreas
  • 07-01-2019

would have been better without a harem

as the title says the story itself is really good but the harem simply drags it down to much, yes i know the harem aspect is supposed to be in the book but it would have been 100% better without it, the girls themself act to whorish to be honest so, basicly they see our mc as different and all jump to get his D, it kinda gives of a feeling that they will jump to some other guy at times, every time the mc sees a bit of skin he blushes like someone that has never even seen porn despite saying otherwise. all in all for me the only good thing from this book was the core story hope you will enjoy it.

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  • Patrick
  • 28-12-2018

Amazing! absolutely amazing

It really feels like your right there with them swords swinging.
Masterfully written, clices and all.
I have been sick in bed all Christmas and this book saved it for me. thank you Jamie

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 29-12-2018

Not what I was hoping for.

Jamie Hawke should have made it clear in the summary that this book would become a time hopping story over the badass pirate GameLit the summary made it out to be. I will never pick up a book from him a again after this deceptive summary.

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  • Radamise Arroyo
  • 29-12-2018

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I gotta say this is a brilliant start tweet epic series and I can't wait to hear more about it

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  • Earnest
  • 26-12-2018

Another Dumb MC

This books MC is both a dumb naive kid and he starts of as a complete wimp. This as you can probably imagine turns the book into an author guided book. The author uses the MC's stupidity or cowardice to drive the plot in different directions on many occasions throughout the book which makes the book feel like it has an unnatural flow. Also the harem aspect of the book is completely unbelievable and forced. The MC is a complete coward when the harem starts up and only after he has his harem does he start to man up.

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