Hey Lifers!
Britt is living her best life in Italy so it's Laura and Keeshia holding down the fort for this one. Laura gives us a little update on her first weekend away without the kids; two whole nights, dinner at 6:30pm with a seven minute door-to-car turnaround, and it’s pure bliss. She's also heading to India tomorrow at 5am for a ten day work trip and we get a bit of the BTS of what’s in store for the trip.
Keeshia is in one of those ‘scattered’ phases where she keeps doing stupid things that frustrate her, the people around her and also can be quite expensive ‘accidents’.

We share your worst roommate stories and they are some of the most unhinged messages we’ve ever read. Some are disgusting, some are absolutely deranged, and one involves a Tinder date being called to fix a blocked toilet.

A self-described comedian posted a video that racked up nearly two million views, cost her a job, and ignited a national conversation about race, satire, and what Australians are and aren't allowed to say; and she has not apologised to a single person. We question if "it's just a joke" can protect you legally in Australia? What are your actual rights as an employer when a staff member's public views trash your company values? And what does it say about us as a society that there's now a $46k crowdfund in her name?

“Optimisation culture has made us all miserable.” Stephen Bartlett said that three glasses of wine ruined his life for three days. We ask whether we've all been so busy tracking our bio stats that we forgot to actually have fun. We chat sleep scores, going alcohol free, nonna maxxing, friction maxxing (more maxxings, we know, we know, we’re all over them) and adding ‘whimsy’ into your life in 2026.

Don't forget to slide into our DMs @lifeuncutpodcast with your questions or any remaining unhinged roommate stories we didn't get to.

TIMESTAMPS

• 0:00 — Intro
• 1:45 — What's dropping over the break
• 3:00 — Laura's heading to India tomorrow — ten days, three kids left behind, 5am flight
• 8:12 — Keeshia's been having a scatterbrained week
• 14:36 — Laura's first ever kid-free weekend away
• 18:26 — Your worst roommate stories
• 31:32 — Lisa Jane Spencer: the viral racist skit, the firing and the $46k crowdfund
• 45:30 — Optimisation culture
• 46:50 — Stephen Bartlett had three glasses of wine and it "ruined his life"
• 1:01:10 — Sucks & Sweets!

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Hosted by Laura Byrne & Keeshia Pettit

Produced by Keeshia Pettit

Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley

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Welcome back to Ask Uncut where we answer your deepest, darkest and most burning questions!

Big news this week: this is Britt's last episode before she heads off on a month-long holiday through Europe with Ben. Laura and Keeshia will hold down the fort next week and no, they are not wheeling in the big box TV like a substitute teacher. Fresh new content is dropping throughout, so don't go anywhere.

Vibes of the week:

• Britt 📺 Worst Ex Ever on Netflix
• Keeshia 🩲 Aunt Flow period underwear
• Laura 🧳 Cubey Packing Cubes by Holly Kingston and Jimmy Nicholson

Then it's into your questions!

Q1: MY MOTHER-IN-LAW IS POSTING PHOTOS WITH MY HUSBAND'S EX-WIFE ALL OVER FACEBOOK
They've been together ten years. He was married before and, from what he's told her, his mum and his ex-wife didn't get along. Then out of nowhere: three separate Facebook posts of the mother-in-law at brunch with the ex-wife. Her friends think it's a deliberate dig. Her husband won't say anything because he hates conflict.

Q2: MY FRIEND IS PREGNANT AND I KNOW IT WASN'T AN ACCIDENT
Her friend has had an on-and-off friends-with-benefits situation for years with a guy most of their group doesn't approve of. Now she's pregnant. The problem: just weeks earlier, the friend had told her she was thinking about not taking the morning after pill and that "if there was anyone to have an accident with, it was him." She doesn't know how to show up, can't pretend to believe it was a surprise, and doesn't know whether to say anything.

Q3: SHE CHEATED. NOW HE'S USING IT AS AN EXCUSE TO BARELY COME HOME OR BE A DAD
A six month old baby, both on six-figure salaries, and the husband has decided to take a career change that means he'll only be home once or twice a month. When she raised concerns, he turned it back on her and accused her of not wanting to take responsibility for their child. The reason he's doing this? She cheated on him.

Q4: MY EX LEFT ME FOUR MONTHS INTO OUR MARRIAGE FOR THE LOCAL BARMAID. NOW HE WANTS ME BACK.
Five years together, two kids, four months into marriage - and he left. It's been two years of courts, separation and his bad behaviour (which he now admits was jealousy over her new partner). He's begging to come back. She still loves him. She misses the family unit. Her little boys keep asking for Mummy and Daddy to live together again. She's now in a new relationship with a man who is wonderful to her kids. She doesn't know what to do.

TIMESTAMPS

• 0:00 - Intro
• 2:08 - Vibes
• 9:40 - Q1: My mother-in-law posted photos with my husband's ex-wife all over Facebook
• 17:10 - Q2: My friend is pregnant and I know it wasn't an accident
• 25:50 - Q3: She cheated. He's now barely coming home and barely being a dad.
• 34:00 - Q4: He left me for the barmaid four months into our marriage. Now he wants me back.
  
  

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Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne

Produced by Keeshia Pettit

Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley

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Hey Lifers! Welcome to your little weekend snack!

We kick things off with Laura's post-baby-number-three return to exercise, specifically, an aggressive 8.5km power walk that has left her pelvis in absolute ruins. We also cover the lengths we've gone to impress men in our past lives: spearfishing, drones, the works.

Then we get into it:

• Clavicular is… ‘penismaxxing’.
• The "high value woman doesn't accept coffee dates" TikTok trend
• Young Australians are collectively wasting $2 billion a year on skincare they buy and never finish.
• A woman in America has been arrested for posing as a real estate agent to film luxury $12–13 million Bel-Air mansions for her Instagram.

TIMESTAMPS

• 0:00 — Intro
• 0:56 — Laura's post-baby 8.5km walk broke her pelvis
• 6:19 — Clavicular is penis maxxing
• 13:56 — Matthew Hussey on the "high value woman doesn't accept coffee dates" trend
• 21:45 — Australians waste $2 billion a year on skincare they never finish
• 27:27 — Woman arrested for posing as a real estate agent to film Bel-Air mansions for Instagram

You can watch us on Youtube

Find us on Instagram

Join us on tiktok

Or join the Facebook Discussion Group

Hosted by Britt Hockley & Laura Byrne

Produced by Keeshia Pettit

Video Produced by Vanessa Beckford & Lachy Pugsley

Tell your mum, tell your dad, tell your dog, tell your friend and share the love because WE LOVE LOVE! Xx

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.