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Kitchen Stories You Shouldn’t Read Sober

A Funny Absurdist and Satirical Short Story Collection

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Kitchen Stories You Shouldn’t Read Sober

By: Miley Smiley
Narrated by: Chris Harper
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Funny. Absurd. Addictive.

Your kitchen is not as emotionally stable as it appears. Behind the cabinet doors, tensions have been building for years.

These are not the polite utensils you think you know.

They are jealous. They are ambitious. They remember everything.

Kitchen Stories You Shouldn’t Read Sober is a funny and strangely emotional collection of adult satirical tales that reveal the secret lives of ordinary kitchen objects.

A crooked spoon who believes she’s intellectually superior to everyone.

The Cookie Jar is experiencing feelings it was never designed to survive.

And then, there’s Benny, the butter knife with abandonment issues.

Perfect for listeners who love:

Absurd, surreal stories with personality and emotional bite.

You will laugh.

You will feel slightly exposed.

You will never look at your kitchen the same way again.

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