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  • Summary

  • Between them, Denise Scott and Judith Lucy have been doing stand-up comedy for over 60 years. Eavesdrop on their conversations about everything from sex to ageing to work and back to sex – actually, there’s a lot of sex. These conversations are based on material tried and tested at live shows so you get the best of their crapping on.

    Please note: contains strong language and adult content.

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Episodes
  • Feb 1 2021

    Join Scotty and Jude as they talk all things lockdown and pandemic. Hear about Scotty’s goatee and reflux and meet Jude’s new lover – a talking toy rat called Gary.

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    25 mins
  • Feb 1 2021

    Join Scotty and Jude as they discuss clitoris jewellery. Hear how a tiny part of Jude’s vagina once looked like Sandra Bullock’s face and guess what part of Scotty is atrophied.

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    23 mins
  • Feb 1 2021

    Join Scotty and Jude as they unashamedly use the 1974 Australian film Petersen as an excuse to talk about their nude suits. Hear how Jude went home with an inflatable, vibrating couch with two attachable vibrators, while on the same night, Scotty had her face zipped into a gimp mask.

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    25 mins

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2 extremely funny females.

I think Judith Lucy is the funiest female ever, Denise Scott is really good too. They go well together, just no bs saying the tragedy as it is. Fantastic stuff.

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Couldn't stop laughing

Loved it, the humourous stories made my ordinary day so much more laughable and enjoyable.

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so good!!

absolutely loved this so much. thank you both for keeping me so entertained, loved listening

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Fun for some of the family

If you are a fan of Judith and Denise then this is a fun new series, and you'll enjoy listening to these 2 mates spin a yarn or 10.

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Lockdown Treat

Love these ladies, they did not disappoint at all. I'd go on, but I only needed 6 more words.

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OMG I LOVE THESE LADIES!!

My disappointment is that it was only 8 episodes.

So much laughter and so much truth.

Please do more!! xxx

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Best Episode yet

My sides are aching I laughed so much... these 2 are magicians of comedy - loved it

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chuckles

good distraction the tone of voice and content was hilarious must listen if you are looking for a distraction

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  • 14-02-2021

Laughing till I cried

Two of my favourite comedians....always the best laughs come from listening to these two separately and together...a fantastic duo on stage and on this podcast...literally laughing till I cry, everyone should listen to this..they are both so amazingly hilarious and naturally talented.

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Uninteresting

The content is not very interesting and although I usually like both of the hosts, the delivery was quite boring and not entertaining. Maybe it's a generational thing... Not as funny as I had hoped it would be.

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  • 06-02-2022

laughed til the tears ran down my legs

I needed something other than the Winter Olympics and what fuck up Boris has committed now and bloody hell this delivered. If either of the above bothers you ... it's not for you. If you no longer give a damn about what the patriarchy thinks subscribe and enjoy. PS not sponsored by Tena .. Other brands of incontinence products are available.

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