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If You Buy This Book You're Not Racist

By: J. J. Tucker
Narrated by: Alex Redgrave
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Are you tired of all White Americans being painted as racists, when the vast majority of White Americans are not racist?

Well fear not, good White people!

I've created an audiobook to prove to the world that White people are very very good people.

Just buy this audiobook and tell all of your White friends and family members to buy this audiobook and we will and racism forever!

White people unite!

And buy this book!

When you buy this audiobook, you will immediately receive:

  • The right to say the N-word where legally permissible
  • The right to wear blackface
  • The right to say, "I'm not racist, I have a Black friend."
  • The right to not like individual Black people because they're annoying without fear of being labeled a racist.
  • The right to be forgiven for unintentionally saying something racist, after sincerely apologizing
  • The right to be forgiven for saying something racist as a child, after sincerely apologizing
  • The right to be forgiven (after 10 years) for intentionally saying something racist as an adult, after sincerely apologizing

Disclaimer: By purchasing this audiobook, you agree the author is not liable for any consequences that occur from the use or misuse of the rights granted through the purchase of this audiobook.

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