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I, Robot

How to Be a Footballer, Book 2

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I, Robot

By: Peter Crouch
Narrated by: Peter Crouch
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What happens on the pitch is only half the story.

Being a footballer is not just kicking a ball about with 21 other people on a big grass rectangle. Sometimes being a footballer is about accidentally becoming best mates with Mickey Rourke, or understanding why spitting is considered football's most heinous crime.

In How to be a Footballer, Peter Crouch took us into a world of bad tattoos and even worse haircuts, a world where you're on the pitch one minute, spending too much money on a personalised number plate the next. In I, Robot, he lifts the lid even further on the beautiful game. We will learn about Gareth Bale's magic beans, the Golden Rhombus of Saturday night entertainment and why Crouchy's dad walks his dog wearing an England tracksuit from 2005.

Whether you're an armchair expert or out in the stands every Saturday, crazy for five-a-side or haven't put on a pair of boots since school, this is the real inside story of how to be a footballer, brilliantly narrated by Crouchy himself.

©2019 Peter Crouch (P)2019 Penguin Audio Sports Robotics Technology
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Had to be delivered by Crouch. Great listen. Love hearing all the stuff we don't get exposed to.

Delivered the only way.

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Great stories, great narration. What's not to love?!

Honest and no nonsense. So good.

Quality, as expected!

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10/10 for everything really. Couldn't get more out of a book than crouchy's autobiography. I like it particularly because he reads it himself

Crouchy is a legend!

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A fun, honest view of life in a bizarre industry, the world of professional football. Narrated well.

Top banana

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