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How to Kill Your Family

By: Bella Mackie
Narrated by: Charly Clive, Paul Panting
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THE #1 SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER

‘I loved this book’ RICHARD OSMAN

‘Funny, sharp, dark and twisted’ JOJO MOYES

‘Chilling, but also laugh-out-loud funny. Another corker’ SUNDAY TELEGRAPH

They say you can’t choose your family. But you can kill them.

Meet Grace Bernard.
Daughter, sister, serial killer…
Grace has lost everything.
And she will stop at nothing to get revenge.

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‘Funny and furious and strangely uplifting. Grace is a bitter and beguiling anti-hero with a keen eye for social analysis – even in her most grisly deeds, you never stop rooting for her’ PANDORA SYKES

‘Deliciously addictive…brilliantly executed’ i PAPER

‘Addictive… Grace Bernard is one of the most intriguing and bewitching protagonists I've read in years’ EMMA GANNON

‘A funny, compulsive read about family dysfunction and the media’s obsession with murder’ SUNDAY TIMES STYLE

‘You’ll be gripped… Grace’s emotional detachment throughout will give you chills’ Rated 5 stars by COSMOPOLITAN
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‘Hilarious and dark’ ELLE

‘Ironic twists and caustic commentary on everything from liberal guilt to the consumerist con that is “selfcare” sharpen this debut novel’ OBSERVER

‘Brilliantly tongue-in-cheek stuff from the Vogue columnist’ IRISH INDEPENDENT

‘Witty, waspish satire of a murderer with no regrets’ GRAZIA

©2021 Bella Mackie (P)2021 HarperCollins Publishers Limited
Coming of Age Dark Humour Fiction Genre Fiction Literature & Fiction Funny Witty Comedy
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Really don’t want to say anything in case I give away some of the plot. Great story. Great narration, thoroughly enjoyable listen

Loved it

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Entertaining listen with good twists and turns. Enjoyable and captivating from the first word. Thank you

Funny and captivating

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Awesome book! Really well performed.
Finished this in under a week and loved every minute.
Pros:
Flows easy and highly engaging
Cons:
None.

Such a juicy, enjoyable read!

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I have no complaints. The story is so engaging, I didn’t see the ending coming. So witty and moreish

Absolutely Amazing

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An instant hit for me. Audiobooks usually last me a week but I inhaled this over two (very busy!) days. Loved every minute. Perfect. No notes.

Loved it! Clever, witty, engaging

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Very dark, but sharp and smart. The social commentary throughout the novel was "chef's kiss" so good! That ending though- that was kinda f**cked up. Also, Charly Clive was the perfect Grace! Overall, Bella Mackie's book is enjoyable and a ride. side note: I kept picturing Simon Artemis as Donald Trump.

Smart, dark and a little f**ked

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Damn the ending really got me!

I really enjoyed this book the story was interesting and it was well read

Loved it!

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Fast paced, intricate, plot, with the most unlikely heroine, but is she?

Absolutely loved this listen!

Perfect narration.

Outstanding, dark, witty story.. 👏

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Unconventional and refreshing storytelling and beautifully narrated by author, you almost are convinced the protagonist had every right to kill her family

Loved the narration and storytelling

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So good, bought it on a whim and finished it in 4 days! Funny and riveting, very strange premise but definitely worth a listen. The narrator's voice was perfect too, so much sass

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