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How to Kill Your Family
- Narrated by: Charly Clive, Paul Panting
- Length: 10 hrs and 49 mins
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Publisher's Summary
The number one Sunday Times best seller
They say you can’t choose your family. But you can kill them.
Meet Grace Bernard.
Daughter, sister, serial killer....
Grace has lost everything.
And she will stop at nothing to get revenge.
How to Kill Your Family was number one in the Sunday Times paperback chart on 26/04/2022
Critic Reviews
"Funny and furious and strangely uplifting. Grace is a bitter and beguiling anti-hero with a keen eye for social analysis - even in her most grisly deeds, you never stop rooting for her." (Pandora Sykes)
"Addictive.... Grace Bernard is one of the most intriguing and bewitching protagonists I've read in years." (Emma Gannon)
"Hilarious and dark." (Elle)
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- julie H.
- 05-01-2024
Loved it
Really don’t want to say anything in case I give away some of the plot. Great story. Great narration, thoroughly enjoyable listen
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- Anonymous User
- 19-01-2023
what did I just listen to?
So good, bought it on a whim and finished it in 4 days! Funny and riveting, very strange premise but definitely worth a listen. The narrator's voice was perfect too, so much sass
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- D.Duffie
- 10-04-2024
Unexpectedly Good
Very clever, strange but entertaining story. Narration was great and I thoroughly enjoyed this book.
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- Anonymous User
- 27-08-2021
Smart, dark and a little f**ked
Very dark, but sharp and smart. The social commentary throughout the novel was "chef's kiss" so good! That ending though- that was kinda f**cked up. Also, Charly Clive was the perfect Grace! Overall, Bella Mackie's book is enjoyable and a ride. side note: I kept picturing Simon Artemis as Donald Trump.
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- Lauren Rasmussen
- 20-04-2023
Loved it!
Damn the ending really got me!
I really enjoyed this book the story was interesting and it was well read
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- Peta Beadman
- 12-02-2022
Such a juicy, enjoyable read!
Awesome book! Really well performed.
Finished this in under a week and loved every minute.
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Flows easy and highly engaging
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- Anonymous User
- 09-07-2023
Loved it! Clever, witty, engaging
An instant hit for me. Audiobooks usually last me a week but I inhaled this over two (very busy!) days. Loved every minute. Perfect. No notes.
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- Anonymous User
- 15-04-2024
Absolutely Amazing
I have no complaints. The story is so engaging, I didn’t see the ending coming. So witty and moreish
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- Anonymous User
- 08-08-2022
Best book I’ve listened to in AGES
I LOVED this book. The story, the writing, the characters, the narration all 10/10. Favourite book I’ve listen to in ages.
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- Jodie Templeton
- 18-08-2022
Ending upset
Enjoyed the book and story as it was intriguing as well as humerous at times. Ending was slightly disappointing although ironic I ended up deciding.
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