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  • A middle-aged man moaning
  • By: John Bishop
  • Narrated by: John Bishop
  • Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (14 ratings)

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How to Grow Old

By: John Bishop
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Publisher's Summary

Penguin presents the audiobook edition of How to Grow Old by John Bishop.

Whether he likes it or not, John is getting older. His hair is greying, it’s getting that much harder to stay fit and the potential to become something of embarrassment is ever increasing.

But hope is not lost. 

How to Grow Old is John’s offering to the world. With sage advice on how to avoid the common pitfalls of age, intimate confessions and spit-your-dentures-out hilarious commentary on his own advancing years, this is his observational comic writing at its very best. If you were concerned about how not to be boring or how to get rid of your should-be-old-enough-to-manage kids, this audiobook has the answers.

©2019 John Bishop (P)2019 Penguin Audio

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honest review about life

as a farther of boys who are grown up and gone now it hit a spot about how you would give everything up just to be the bouncy castle daddy or the borse once again😭😭😭now it's waiting for gran kids to come along and hopefully be around long enough to enjoy them growing up and jumping on you😂😂😂😂

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Truely entertaining and a good laugh 🤣

This book was brilliant. 5 *
I lived for a while in the same area that John grew up in. Runcorn, I didn’t know this till he mentioned it in a tv program. I then saw him on a talk show and found him so funny. Now back in Australia I miss the accent. Loved this book.

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It’s a cracker!

Laugh out loud funny but with 1 or 2 moving moments. Thoroughly enjoyed and would highly recommend.

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