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  • Summary

  • Please note: This podcast is intended for adults only. It contains explicit language, sexual references, and adult themes. Discretion is advised.

    Deep under Seattle’s Space Needle in a hidden bunker sits the most valuable substance on earth: Barack Obama’s sperm. And Mark Zuckerberg’s. And Stephen Hawking’s. In case of global catastrophe, the US government has been storing sperm samples from some of history’s greatest minds (and also some politicians).

    Hot White Heist follows Jude “Judy” Fink (Bowen Yang) and a crew of misfits from across the LGBTQ+ spectrum as they attempt the stickiest heist in history. Why? To help a lesbian cult finance a top-secret project, of course. Featuring an all-star, all-queer cast, Hot White Heist is the first and only podcast about a sperm bank heist. What else do you need to know?

    Created and written by Adam Goldman, directed by Alan Cumming, and produced by Broadway Video, Club Cumming Productions, and Adam Goldman, Hot White Heist stars Saturday Night Live’s Bowen Yang, along with Cynthia Nixon, Abbi Jacobson, Jane Lynch, Margaret Cho, Bianca Del Rio, MJ Rodriguez, Shannon Woodward, Stephanie Beatriz, John Cameron Mitchell, Tony Kushner, Cheyenne Jackson, Jonathan Bailey, Peppermint, and Brian McCook as Katya Zamolodchikova.

    ©2021 The Broadway Video Group, Inc. (P)2021 The Broadway Video Group, Inc.
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Episodes
  • Episode 0: Trailer

    Jun 1 2021
    This original podcast will be available on June 17th.

    Hot White Heist follows Jude “Judy” Fink (Bowen Yang) and a crew of misfits from across the LGBTQ+ spectrum as they attempt the stickiest heist in history. Featuring an all-star, all-queer cast, Hot White Heist is the first and only podcast about a sperm bank heist. What else do you need to know?

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    1 min
  • Episode 1: Let Me Tell You About the Bunker

    Jun 17 2021
    The US government has been storing sperm samples from our best and brightest (and also some politicians) under the Space Needle. A secretive group of lesbians needs to steal some of those samples. Why? What for? Fabulous bored grifter Judy Fink is about to find out.
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    32 mins
  • Episode 2: I'm In

    Jun 17 2021
    Judy and Jack recruit a team of queer amateur experts to help them liberate some very expensive material from the United States Seed Registry.
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    23 mins

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spectacularly farcical

what an absolute treat! I hope there is a series 2 of this work

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The best I’ve heard on audible.

This is so funny and so queer. It’s camp, it’s fun, great production value. Listen to it, and I hope we get more like this.

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unique story line

hilarious. loved it. not normally the kind of thing I'd choose to listen to but I'm glad I did! wish there were more! very well done :) could there possibly a second series some day in the midst?

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oh m g

this audiobook took me on a journey that was unexpected, I thought it may be crass ... it was but in a delightful way. It's Minecraft story mode cross gay spy adventure... do yourself a favour and go on the ride

Bless the narrator... if the story doesn't entertain you then hold out for his insight into Moby Dick... wowza

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Fun!

A clever and fun comedically queer radio drama! Bowen Yang is delightful, joined by Mj Rodriguez, Abbi Jacobson, Alan Cumming, Jane Lynch, and more icons. A satire of heist movies with a lot of dirty jokes, this is a fun story to listen to while jogging indeed.

Hope audible and Bowen do more of these in the future...

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  • MatthewFEONeill
  • 21-06-2021

Now THIS is original. More of this please.

I wish there were more originals like this one. So many are a let down but this... this was a MasterClass in what this format should be about.

For He/she/them/they et al. This was a absolute joy no matter the pronoun.

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  • Damon Shaw
  • 18-06-2021

High Quality

Really funny, great one-liners, great performances, very high production values. A gem. More please.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 20-06-2021

Hilarious!

Hot White Heist is so much fun. Brilliant dialogue. And I love this cast. Happy Pride! 🌈

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  • Jeanne in VT
  • 20-06-2021

Delightful

Wickedly funny, like junk food that pretends it’s not bad for you. I hope the cast & crew had as much fun making it as I did listening.
If you are in the mood for a romp around some tropes, and you’re reading this, just get it already.

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  • Alexis V.
  • 19-06-2021

So Good!

Loved it. Fun. Great Performance. Bowen Yang was fabulous. Even the narrator was an enjoyable break.

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  • Michele Pisano-Marsh
  • 19-06-2021

Fun!

A very fun story! Great entertaining way to spend an afternoon/my idea of a ‘beach read’ light entertaining and well produced

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  • Dawn Hardaway
  • 21-06-2021

Hilarious!!!

Interesting concept. Casting was great and the storyline keeps you engaged. Would love to hear more from this cast!

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 17-06-2021

Love it!

I was not sure what to expect but ended up listening to the entirer serious in one afternoon.
It's so nice to listen to something truly fun and inclusive.
Fabulous casting and a killer theme song.

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  • Sunni Sandberg
  • 21-06-2021

This is awful I want to delete this from my device

Delete this program I hate this program it's screwing up my Dr vice delete it

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  • Davides
  • 21-06-2021

Hilarious and definitely worth the listen

This entire thing was just an absolute comedic masterpiece. I laughed so hard. Definitely recommend. Drop what you're doing and listen to it. You will not regret it.

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  • Ann C.
  • 12-07-2021

Such a shame

I was really looking forward to this but the acting is so bad I couldn't get past the second episode. it really feels like a first year drama school project. What a pity. The lines are completely lost in one dimensional delivery.

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  • 12-08-2021

loved it!

personally, I loved this,slow to get the humour, that's probably just me,but once you get it,it's great.characters are full on camp,with laughs all through.the synopsis warns of language of a sexual theme,seamen based,but that's the story!

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 31-07-2021

Delirious sperm heist

I listeneted to all the episodes at once because I really wanted to know what was going to happen. It's a bit of a mission impossible style but oh so wrong. I'll probably listen to this again!

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  • Wieslawa
  • 22-06-2021

great storytelling

I loved everything the story,the acting.I laughed a lot while listening.i wish was more episodes

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  • Doctina
  • 21-06-2021

Whacky

very funny if very bizarre.
completely unrealistic of course but a fun way to spend my commute.

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  • Josie Parkinson
  • 18-06-2021

thank god this got made

truly there could have been a world where this didn't exist...I daren't imagine. She's sublime!

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