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Hosed

By: Lili Valente, Pippa Grant
Narrated by: Jacob Morgan, Virginia Rose
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The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a second chance with the virgin next door....

He’s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot that he should come with a warning label and a pair of flame-retardant coveralls.

He’s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high school.

I want to move in next door to Ryan O’Dell the way I want to be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex-toy factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.

Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd. And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter. And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t seem to control my libido when he’s around.

Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?

Seriously...have you seen them? Anyone?

Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.

Yeah, I know. I’m hosed. So hosed.

Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon, scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no cheating or cliff-hangers and ends with a banging-hot happily ever after.

©2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente (P)2019 Pippa Grant and Lili Valente Contemporary Contemporary Romance Geeky Literature & Fiction Romance Romantic Comedy Comedy Heartfelt Feel-Good
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Who knew that a scene stealing raccoon would be the best part in this fabulous story ..he is and his name is George ..brilliant .. all the characters are beautiful and you too will fall in love with them .. definitely worth a listen..❤️💕❤️

Brilliant 💕❤️💕

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I tried to listen to this book but the voices were crap. The story line gets a bit lost due to the missing bits you are meant to figure out yourself. I tried to skip ahead but couldn’t get over the voice of Virginia Rose. It was like a dentist drill in the middle of my head. And she can not do male characters’ voices.
Please try again and get male voices to read male characters’ lines.

What a terribly narrated book

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Narrators were equally good as the tight humourous writing. really appreciate authors in this genre who dont waste words with unnecessary details and endless internal dialogue that do nothing for context or to advance the story. All side characters were great, but were really brought to life by excellent narrators - male narrator does fantastic job with this including female voices and PERFECT George voice in his own epilogue. Would have listened for that alone.

5 for George Epilogue

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was not the story i was expecting. but without a doubt one of the most funniesrt romcoms i have read or heard. this was my first ever from yhese authors and will eagerly search for more..

hilarious great read

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Other than the fact that the title is a little uninspired, this book is exactly what you want it to be.
Slightly cheesy, but made better by the fact that the male narration is a flawless performance. Characters are good, and of course the story is very 'lucky' with many coincidences. Despite this, the romance (really, the only reason any of us chose this one) is played out well. And it's only a 6 hour read! Loved it.

Exactly What You're After

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This book is funny, and sweet and all the things a good romance book should be. I really enjoyed it!

Hosed

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if you are looking for lots of burning heat, this is not the book to read. But if you want to enjoy a cute story, where the hero is a furry animal, please read. I had a few laughs and chilled out listening to the audio.

The hero of the story is not human

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Crazy funny - I want a pet raccoon!!
So funny that if you listen to it in public you will look like that lunatic everyone is not so sure about cause you will be laughing out loud to the point of tears in your eyes.
A virgin takes care of her sisters sex you factory in a small country town (I won’t go into why the sister had to get away, I’ll save that for the book) and gets reacquainted with her high school heartbreak (who doesn’t know he broke her heart). Things come to a head when someone is sabotaging the factory. Add in a pet raccoon who loves chewing on the factory rubbish and gets into all sorts of fun and you have a recipe for a good book.

Soo funny!!! Well worth it but don’t read in public as you will literally LOL.

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