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Hitched
- Narrated by: Virginia Rose, Jacob Morgan
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Categories: Romance, Contemporary
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She’s the last woman on earth I’d marry...again. Yet here I am. Saying my vows. Again. To save an alpaca.
At least, that’s my story. But the truth might be a little more complicated. I didn’t want to let her go the first time. But now I have a second chance to win over my wife.
We’re older. Wiser. And hornier. This time, I won’t fail.
Hitched is a red-hot enemies-to-lovers laugh-a-palooza featuring a girl in need of a marriage of convenience and a man in need of a cold shower to keep from falling for his fake wife. They say opposites attract, but with Blake and Hope, they also combust....
This audiobook includes the bonus novella Friends with Bang-i-fits by Lili Valente, narrated by Jason Clarke and Lili Valente.
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- Jade B
- 08-12-2020
Hitched
This book is funny, and sweet and all the things a good romance book should be. I really enjoyed it!
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- Alyce
- 18-02-2020
More.... love happy cat
I loved Blake and Hope's banter when I read it but listening to it has just made me fall more in love with the book. Their use of ridiculous nicknames had me laughing so much. Didn't realise it would be possible to love hitched more. A beautiful small town romance, with amazing animal side kicks.
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- CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹
- 05-09-2019
LILI & PIPPA’S WACKY WORLD = PURE COMEDY GOLD
This was a fun, light, sweet dual POV Rom Com with some drama, a dash of angst and a lot of one-sided rejecting of a romantic relationship between two people who’d already been there, done that.. and got the divorce papers to prove it. Hope needs to get married quickly and Blake is her last and only hope.. otherwise there’s no hope of Hope keeping her precious (and valuable) alpaca Chewbaca out of her greedy Cousin’s hands . However, the quirky crazy animal lover comes with parental ‘baggage’ which stops her seeing/acknowledging her new husband’s unflinching adoration.. and her energy fries electronics when she’s stressed too which adds to her problems. But slowly their friendship over the years + their sizzling chemistry + the hero’s selfless actions and unwavering commitment to help her + his loving family = true love. Worth a credit? Yes, if you’re looking for an endearing book that’s not at all serious, that’s totally far fetched, that’s got a comical frolicking storyline, that’s based in small town Happy Cat, that has lol humorous scenes and a dash of steam.. then this fun fake marriage fiasco is surely going to steal your heart. Great narration too by Virginia and Jacob who brought all the crazy scenes and characters to life.
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- Chandra
- 19-11-2019
Loved It!
One of their best yet! So funny and lots of memorable characters. I can't wait for the next in the series.
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- Vanessa Leighton
- 12-10-2019
Rom com at its best
I loved this especially chewpacca. It was light and bubbly and full of fun. Perfect cure for a not so good day this will lift you up
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- Gizel Alvarez
- 18-12-2019
I made a tiny mistake
Yes I loved it but this was book 3 on the interconnected standalone book series of the happy cat characters, while it didn't take away from this hilarious enemies to lovers story I still robbed my self of the happy ending book 2 holds because this one have me a glimpse into the life of the 2 previous couples. in end love it, recommend it, this was light and not over dramatic with loads of animal fun.
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- Ap2514
- 12-11-2019
Hysterical
Lili Valente and Pippa Grant join forces once again and produce romantic comedy gold! In this latest book, we return to the silly and appropriately named town of Happy Cat to find love for two more of its residents. Blake and Hope have a long and complicated history with each other but all feelings will be put aside for the sake of saving an alpaca. But not just any alpaca, Chewpaca is a well sought after alpaca known for his impressive sperm. And if Hope can't find herself a husband quickly, Chewpaca and all of the other animals under Hope's care will be taken away. Leave it to Blake O'Dell to save the day and the animal sanctuary. Now he just has to keep his true feelings for Hope from ruining their marriage. The narrators are simply perfection, bring all of the humor and love into these outrageous characters.
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- Mrs. M
- 06-09-2019
Hilarious all around!
I love fake marriage stories, but when it includes adorable pets with the most awesome names is even better! I’m so happy to return to Happy Cat and read the story of Hope and Blake! Hope, with all her “superpowers” and absolute love and care for her animals, and Blake set on showing her that family is not only blood but those who love, respect, and value you. A great book to read, laugh and love!
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- Lisa Foster
- 06-09-2019
I thought this was supposed to be a rom-com
This was not humorous, funny nor witty. I forced myself to get half way through and had to return it. I read the reviews, which I’m starting to believe are planted, because no way was this laugh out loud (or snicker in silence) funny. Can someone suggest a site that isn’t bought and paid for? Do not waste your money!
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- Sharyn L. Martinson
- 04-09-2020
Stupid
What a waste of money. It was so dumb that I can’t think of anyone liking it.
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- Shay Dodgen
- 20-08-2020
Hilariously Entertaining
Great book! Narrators were amazing. Great storyline and kept you wanting to hear the next chapter just to see the craziness that is Happy Cat. My favorite was the Alpaca Epilog!
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- Robin Puckett
- 12-06-2020
Funny!!
Pippa and Lili are great together! This story was so funny!! All the characters were great but Chewy and George were the stars! And you can't go wrong when you are listening to Jacob and Virginia! This is worth a credit (or 2 or 3!)!! This is a must listen!!!!
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- Roobarb
- 14-09-2019
All the wrong reasons to do something so right!
Marrying someone to rescue an alpaca is crazy, and someone you married before, that's crazier still, especially when it's still a big secret. the shenanigans that work through this book are hilarious. It concludes brilliantly. Marvelous! I love Happy Cat, a quirky town filled with crazy people. We really need more, are you listening Lili, Pippa?
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