Holy Crap, They Cloned Jesus (Again) cover art

Holy Crap, They Cloned Jesus (Again)

Preview
Try Premium Plus free
1 credit a month to buy any audiobook in our entire collection.
Access to thousands of additional audiobooks and Originals from the Plus Catalogue.
Member-only deals & discounts.
Auto-renews at $16.45/mo after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Holy Crap, They Cloned Jesus (Again)

By: Dustin Gross
Narrated by: Kevin Meyer
Try Premium Plus free

$16.45 per month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Buy Now for $20.83

Buy Now for $20.83

About this listen

What if Jesus was cloned… and didn’t want to save the world?

In the neon-drenched dystopia of 2144, spirituality is a subscription service, and megachurches sell miracles like fast food. Meet Jesus 3.

0, the latest cloned messiah, who’s more anxious human than divine savior. Teamed with Sadie Vox, a jaded ex-pastor, Gary, a foul-mouthed donkey prophet, and Bishop Synth, a sentient AI toaster, Jesus must navigate a world where faith is a brand and love is a liability. Holy Crap, They Cloned Jesus (Again) is a funny dystopian novel that blends satirical science fiction with heart-wrenching hope.

Why You’ll Love This Book:

  • Hilarious Satire: Laugh-out-loud moments as religion meets corporate greed in a religious satire book.
  • Dystopian Thrills: A vivid 22nd-century world where AI popes and cloned saviors redefine faith.
  • Heartfelt Depth: A sci-fi book about faith that explores doubt, redemption, and resilience.

Perfect for listeners craving dystopian comedy novels with a spiritual twist, this speculative fiction humor gem delivers wit, warmth, and wisdom. Grab your copy now to join Jesus 3.0’s wild ride!

©2025 Dustin Gross (P)2025 Dustin Gross
Christian Fiction Genre Fiction Humorous Literature & Fiction Satire Science Fiction Comedy Funny Witty Fiction Heartfelt
No reviews yet
In the spirit of reconciliation, Audible acknowledges the Traditional Custodians of country throughout Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We pay our respect to their elders past and present and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples today.