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Heidi's Guide to Four Letter Words
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Cowritten by USA Today best-selling author Tara Sivec and award-winning narrator Andi Arndt, a hysterically funny, heartfelt romance - created specifically for the audio format!
Nothing good ever comes from drinking a box of wine alone. So when I decided to entertain my drunken self by setting up some hand-me-down podcasting equipment and reading the steamy parts from romance novels, I never thought anyone would actually listen. The fact that I admitted my huge crush on my sexy next door neighbor made the whole thing even more mortifying. But sometimes life surprises you, and that’s how my podcast, Heidi’s Discount Erotica, was born.
Now I, Heidi Larsen, a sweet former kindergarten teacher in Waconia, Minnesota, lead a scandalous double life reading erotic novels to the listening world. And with each episode, I find myself embracing my new alter ego more and more. Now I’m starting to feel more comfortable in my own skin and do things I never would have dreamed of - like kissing my neighbor.
Look out, Waconia, because Heidi’s on the loose! She’s in your ears, in your hearts, and down your pants...wait, that didn’t sound as good as it did in my head. Well, you get the picture, don’tcha know!
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- Carmel W
- 08-02-2023
Fantastic!
I fell off the chair laughing. Literally. And will definitely be adding it to my re-read list.
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- A West
- 15-09-2023
Heidi's an idiot...
This story is great... But Heidi was written like she's 13. It made a lot of it a little uncomfortable to read in some places to be honest. The idea of it is great but yeah.
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- Claudia
- 31-01-2022
Brilliant!
This book was hilarious! I kept wondering if Andi was reliving history as she’s telling the story. Absolutely loved this audio book! 👏🏼👏🏼
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- Sarah
- 29-06-2022
A wonderful read
This was delightful. Funny, heart warming and beautifully written and performed. I loved every moment.
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- Happy chef
- 06-01-2023
Laughed out loud
Even though I read that this was funny, I also read one review which said it was not funny. So imagine my surprise when I raucously burst out laughing while I was listening in bed (my husband was not amused and our dog started licking my face). I personally enjoyed this book, and have already recommended it to my friends. It’s not what you think it’s going to be. Enjoy.
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- Gennie
- 10-12-2019
Funny, charming and a little cheesy
Loved it. Found myself laughing out loud more than once. So good I finished it in one go, and was searching for more books similar before the end of the epilogue.
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- Kindle Customer
- 16-11-2021
This had me laughing so hard!!!!
I love this book it had me laughing and cooing in all the right moments I loved the writing and story line. I loved how goofy the characters are. 100% a great light hearted listen with some added spice!!
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- Belinda Richardson
- 17-01-2023
Adorable!
I loved this! Andi is one of my favs and her personality really shines through in this. Don’t believe the reviews that said it’s not funny. It is! The bit about the text auto correct had me rolling!
Do yourself a favour and listen to this for a funny cute romance
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- Anonymous User
- 01-02-2023
amazing
this was one of the best audiobooks I've listened too!!! a must listen too
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- Amazon Customer
- 27-07-2021
What a hoot :)
Supressed snorting laughs woke my husband up in the wee hours of the morning. Couldn't stop listening or giggling. Andi's narration was flawless, as usual. If you wanna a quick, sweet, fun read then this is the book for you.
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