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Haunted

By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk is a novel made up of stories: Twenty-three of them, to be precise. Twenty-three of the most horrifying, hilarious, mind-blowing, stomach-churning tales you’ll ever encounter—sometimes all at once. They are told by people who have answered an ad headlined “Writers’ Retreat: Abandon Your Life for Three Months,” and who are led to believe that here they will leave behind all the distractions of “real life” that are keeping them from creating the masterpiece that is in them. But “here” turns out to be a cavernous and ornate old theater where they are utterly isolated from the outside world—and where heat and power and, most important, food are in increasingly short supply. And the more desperate the circumstances become, the more extreme the stories they tell—and the more devious their machinations become to make themselves the hero of the inevitable play/movie/nonfiction blockbuster that will surely be made from their plight.

Haunted is on one level a satire of reality television—The Real World meets Alive. It draws from a great literary tradition—The Canterbury Tales, The Decameron, the English storytellers in the Villa Diodati who produced, among other works, Frankenstein—to tell an utterly contemporary tale of people desperate that their story be told at any cost. Appallingly entertaining, Haunted is Chuck Palahniuk at his finest—which means his most extreme and his most provocative.©2005 Chuck Palahniuk; (P)2005 Random House, Inc. Random House Audio, a division of Random House, Inc.
Anthologies & Short Stories Fiction Genre Fiction Ghosts Horror Literary Fiction Literature & Fiction Satire Short Stories Haunted Scary Comedy Witty

Critic Reviews

“Reading a Palahniuk novel is like getting zipped inside a boxer’s heavy bag while the author goes to work on you, pounding you until there is nothing left but a big bag of bones and blood and pain.” —The Miami Herald“To Palahniuk’s credit, there is something here to appall almost every sensibility. The author has a singular knack for coming up with inventive new ways to shock and degrade.”—The New York Post“Frequently entertaining [and] often appalling. . . . There are paragraphs here—entire pages, in fact—that are as disgusting as anything I’ve ever read. Truly vivid and harrowing (and often quite funny).”—Minneapolis Star Tribune“Summer reading for people who like their lit doused in bodily fluids.. . . Haunted has an anarchic sensibility that hurdles over the top.”—Time Out New York “Chuck Palahniuk is one of the most intriguing writers of our time. [Haunted ] is a blend of stories that are among the most horrifying, stomach-churning and mind-blowing tales ever encountered.” —Tucson Citizen“Chuck Palahniuk’s rightful place is among literary giants. He combines the masculinity of Ernest Hemingway, the satirical bent of Juvenal and the attitude of Lenny Bruce.” —Greensboro News & Record “To Palahniuk’s credit, there is something here to appall almost every sensibility. The author has a singular knack for coming up with inventive new ways to shock and degrade.” —New York Post “Funny, always on the edge of reality and bloodied by the profound horror of narcissism.” —Playboy “Place this bet in your time capsule: Chuck Palahniuk’s novels will be required reading in American literature classes 100 years from now.” —The Fort Myers News-Press “Palahniuk is as unique and colorful as ever.” —The Onion “Searing and honest. ...His nasty detail and unimaginably horrible scenarios will give some people nightmares. This creepy ?ction masterpiece could be the de?nitive novel of our time for its genre.” —The Cincinnati News Record “Chuck Palahniuk appears to be going around the bend. ...A satire of reality television–an effective one–but also an homage to horror stories and a meditation on pop culture.” —The Seattle Times “The most original work of ?ction this year.” —The Guardian (London) “Chuck Palahniuk is up to his old tricks. ...His prose is, as always, gorgeous.” —Entertainment Weekly “One part Canterbury Tales, one part Lord of the Flies, and 100 percent classic Palahniuk. ...[His] grisliest book yet.” —Broward—Palm Beach New Times
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I had no idea just how bat shit crazy this book would be. I've had many audio books where I have had to back track a little because I missed something due to being pre-occupied with something else. This though, I think was the first time I've back tracked multiple times due to legitimate WTF moments...

I initially thought this was a collection of short stories only based on it being mentioned in passing on a podcast I listened to, so when I started listening without reading the blurb I was pleasantly surprised to understand it being a collection of short stories and poetry about and 'written by' the characters within the over arching story - what a great idea!

Now as bizarre, insane and grotesque as the short stories were (and they really are), the over arching story takes you to places you wouldn't think a human could imagine. My only criticism (and its not really a criticism), is that it is so weird and astoundingly peculiar that I couldn't connect with any of the characters or the situations they found themselves in. It was so far removed from reality that I couldn't really understand from a human level how what was happening was actually happening.

I thoroughly enjoyed it though, even the moments I didn't because they were so brutal and disgusting, even then I powered through with a look on my face like I had just smelled rotten milk. Fight Club it is not, never will this be made for TV or film, but it is well worth a shot if you want something so odd you begin to question Palahniuk's state of mind whilst he wrote this.

Terrifyingly grotesque and overall, bizarre

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This was the rarest of the rare... a short story compilation where every story was good!!! I think this is actually the first book of short stories ever, that I have enjoyed every single story.

Yes it is gory, yes there are some very unpleasant scenarios mentioned, and yes the darker side of human nature is showcased in almost every story.

But it was entertaining! Even the frame of the story was very good.

If you have a weak stomach or are easily offended then this probably won’t be for you. But as a hardened horror reader I found this pretty tame and only had 2 “yikes” moments...

This is the third book by Chuck Palahniuk I have read (the first two being Survivor and Invisible Monsters), and I think this was superior.

All I can say is give it a try! You can always request a refund if you don’t like it.

Marvellous

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Another amazing book from the mind of Chuck Palahniuk. I love his writing as I never know what is coming next. This style of shorts stories and poems within an overarching tale is a brilliant idea. The amount of characters totally had me confused but in the end I realized I needed to not focus so much on who was doing what but just go with the flow and take this crazy ride for where it went. Palahniuk really brings out the worst in humanity while keeping things just within the realm of possibility. A book that needs to be discussed so make sure you have someone willing to listen to the weird and wonderful thoughts this provokes.

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first review I've written after listening to over 100 books. thought it was definitely worth me writing one. absolutely loved it. every story 'within' the story had me hooked. This book takes you on a journey through the darkest depravities of human nature. 5 stars

amazing

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Made me laugh and gasp in the first chapter! Definitely recommend if you like odd short stories.

Wierd and Wonderful

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