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Has Anyone Seen My Sex Life?
- Narrated by: Lucy Paterson
- Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
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Publisher's Summary
It’s normal for your washing machine to get more action than you, right?
I wake up, bleary-eyed.
It’s been two years, six months and three hours since I last shaved my legs, and the llama-patterned knickers I’m wearing have seen better days.
We have seven minutes before the kids wake up, and my husband shuffles closer. "Ouch," he says, a piece of Lego sticking into his back.
Then, a light comes on in the landing. Small footsteps creep down the stairs. A little voice screams, "Is someone coming to make breakfast?!"
All hope of having some "alone time" is replaced with wondering if we’ve run out of Cheerios, thinking about the overflowing laundry, and remembering that I forgot to take out the recycling. Again.
Just a typical Monday morning for the Morton family...
Except today, when I go downstairs in my dressing gown, I find something. Something belonging to my husband. Something that definitely wasn’t in the wedding vows. And it’s either going to make us...or break us.
An utterly hilarious and unmissable novel for anyone who has ever felt like they spend more time washing the dishes than getting lucky. Fans of Why Mummy Drinks and The Unmumsy Mum, and rom-coms by Sophie Ranald and Sophie Kinsella, will ugly laugh at this gloriously funny and relatable listen.
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- Catherine
- 02-09-2022
narrator sounded like her voice was breaking
Whenever the narrator did a Northern accent, a child's voice or a drunk voice she sounded like a teenage boy with his voice breaking. It was a bit grating.
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- Sandra C
- 06-07-2020
So funny
I seriously enjoyed Meg and Danny's story.
Lucy Paterson is an excellent narrator. She does a brilliant drunkard voice, just hilarious. So many laugh out loud scenes, I listened to the majority of this book whilst travelling and had to actively remember not to chuckle to myself on the plane like a kind of psychopath.
Do yourself a favour and read this book!
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