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Guards! Guards!

(Discworld Novel 8)

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Guards! Guards!

By: Terry Pratchett, Ben Aaranovitch - introduction
Narrated by: Tony Robinson
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'The people next door oppress me all night long. I tell them, I work all day, a man's got to have some time to learn to play the tuba. That's oppression, that is. If I'm not under the heel of the oppressor I don't know who is.'

An aura of mean-minded resentfulness is thick in the streets of Ankh-Morpork. Insurrection is in the air. The Haves and Have-Nots are about to fall out all over again. The Have-Nots ant some of their own magic. But magic in the hands of amateurs is a dangerous thing.

The City Watch is the last line of defence against such unnatural goings-on. But when even the Watch have trouble telling Right from Wrong, you know that Law and Order ain't what it used to be. But that's all about to change...

© Terry Pratchett 1989 (P) Penguin Audio 2007

©1995 Terry and Lyn Pratchett; (P)1995 Corgi Audio Action & Adventure Epic Fantasy Fiction Humorous Literature & Fiction Satire

Critic Reviews

'This is one of Pratchett's best books. Hilarious and highly recommended'

'Pratchett is at the peak of his powers; it's hard to think of any humorist writing in Britain today who can match him...A masterful ear for dialogue, a keen eye for the ridiculous and a real feel for language'
'The best humorous English author since P.G. Wodehouse'
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The only reason I'm not giving it full marks is that it's a very abridged version. The Night Watch series is my absolute favourite, read it hunderds of times, so missing sentences or chunks of dialogues in this abridged version disagree with me. Tony Robison's voice is wonderful, although I'm used to and very like Nigel Planer's version as well - they are both masters.

I love it but MUCH prefer the unabridged

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reader was very good, I was concerned at first but played the roles very well. Thank you very much

fantastic

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Loved it. Enjoyed it. Highly recommend and cannot say enough positive comments about Terry Pratchett and his skills as an author. Love the Discworld.

A different hero's journey.

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