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Rampaging orc armies. Vicious bounty hunters. Hot lady robots.

Just another day in the life of Ian the Warlock and his succubus Alaria.

On the run from a goblin mob boss, Ian and Alaria travel to a distant land to kill her next ex-master - who just happens to be a gnome.

Like the other villains before him, this one plans to make SHORT work of our heroes! (Sorry, bad joke.)

In addition to saving themselves, our intrepid duo has to deal with a host of other problems - including steampunk war machines, female elf sex cults, and the end of the world.

Warning: This is a story featuring naked women, threesomes, kinky sex, demons, warlocks, violence, revenge, and moral quandaries.

©2018 A.J. Markam (P)2019 Podium Publishing

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  • David
  • 06-08-2019

Not as good as the others.

While I understand the concept of this book, it's execution was somewhat lacking. The characters in this computer world are too self aware and act too much like people in a real world. The excuse of experimental A.I.s does not really hold up because there would still be bugs in the programming, which we have not encountered yet. The character of the succubi is odd to say the least. She exhibits concerns that no self respecting succubus would have and acts too much like a little girl. The bad guys are for too 2 dimensional and over powered. Anyone with a modicum of gaming experience can also tell you that in an established game, within a week of a new raid boss appearing, it has already been defeated. All of that toppled with the inability of NPCs to re-spawn makes the whole VR world unmarketable. Unfortunately I just can't seem to stop listening and will inevitably get the last book in the series.

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  • Kindle Customer
  • 17-06-2019

I love this Series.

I first discovered this series on kindle and now follow the audio. Iggy Toma does a great job narrating and Markam's work is always great. This book was longer than the others but very well told. I love how Markam blends dark fantasy and gaming with pop culture references.

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  • Rick
  • 17-06-2019

Rollercoster of emotions

I absolutely loved the book cant wait for the next one. thank you A.J Markam

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  • Kindle Customer
  • 29-03-2019

loved it

it was so good but the twist at the end really got me bad. looking forward to the next one

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  • Lloyd
  • 15-03-2019

the stupidest hero ever invented!

every other word from his mouth is cringe wourthy. the most amazing part is that he's not dead every 5 minutes

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  • saul
  • 19-02-2019

good book you sjpudl buy

a lot of good can be said about this book but I want spoil the suprise.

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  • Durid The Druid
  • 25-04-2019

never thought I would read a good erotic comedy

Yet this series is an exception to the sterotype. Great story, great drama, character growth. Several levels of storytelling. Biggest critique is that the 'Real Life' side of the story has very little interaction with the plot.

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  • Sailnoff
  • 07-04-2019

The MC is a moron.

Basically as bad as the story gets....the MC deserves this! He's not stuck in the world but acts like it. He never logs out of disgusting or torturous situations. Makes stupid leaps of faith for no real valid reasons. Gets surprised whenever something bad happens even when he's thoroughly warned! Not as enjoyable or tolerable as past stories. The twist at the end is interesting so I'm curious how this next situation will be resolved in the next book.

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  • MSHPILOT
  • 26-03-2019

Keep em coming

Cant wait for book 5 on audiable. actually it cant come quick enough. Love this series. Keep it up AJ.

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  • A-10 Egress
  • 26-03-2019

Another Great story in the series...

Ian can be a little but of a Dumb A and get on your nerves but the dialogue between all the characters is just great! I also like how new characters are added to each story. You would figure that the main character would have progressed a lot by now but he seems to be stuck with his head up his back side!! Hopefully Ian will start to grow more and a little hit faster in the coming books.

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  • R. ODELL
  • 08-06-2019

Great continuation for Ian

The story continues with Ian and his virtual fantasy world, with another arch enemy to take down... of course it's not that simple, beware the hunter 🙂 "have you got it?"

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  • Andrew C.
  • 24-04-2019

one of the best books of the series

awesome. good balance between sex scenes an d great story telling!!!! cant wait to listen to next book

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  • Elizabeth O'Connor
  • 18-03-2019

Should I be this invested? It seems wrong but feels right!

I love this series and it has been a long time since I was this invested in characters. Odd, considering the subject matter. I think my soul was shredded by the end. I wish book five were already available. When will that be by the way?

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