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Gary the Farting Gingerbread Man
- Narrated by: Slade Hovick
- Length: 6 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Looking to have tons of laughs for Christmas this year?
Looking for something that the whole family can enjoy together?
Want a Christmas themed children's story book that will have everyone smiling and laughing till the end?
Introducing Gary the Farting Gingerbread Man by Tootin' Tom!
Gary is the newest treat cooked up by the Baker and his wife as an experiment for determining what to leave for Santa to eat on Christmas Eve. However, this means a quick end for Gary, so he must come up with a plan to escape if he wants to survive! Follow Gary's hilarious farting story to see whether he is able to escape, or if he ends up like the other gingerbread men that came before him.
