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Funny Magnet
- Narrated by: Jon Richardson
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
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The debut release from Britain’s hottest breakthrough comedy star.
Having stormed shows such as Have I Got News for You (BBC1), Live At The Apollo (BBC1), Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Road Show (BBC1) and now as the new host of Channel 4’s Stand Up for the Week and team captain on 8 out of 10 Cats, the brilliantly funny Jon Richardson is the UK’s rising comedy star to watch out for! Discussing the everyday items that have a profound effect on his outlook, Funny Magnet is Jon’s new hilarious sell-out show that will be touring the UK in 2012 and recorded for his highly anticipated debut release.
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- Adam
- 20-01-2022
Awful
Good thing this was free otherwise I would have been kicking myself if I had paid for it.
He’s good on 8 out of 10 cats but not stand up unfortunately. Stick to tv mate.
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