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Fu*#ing Vampires

By: B. B. Hartwich
Narrated by: Nevada Birde
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Fu*#ing Vampires. A standalone dark fantasy romance.

Phoenix, Arizona. One scream in the dark changes everything.

Eighteen-year-old Michael Rivera is just a regular guy (fixes cars, walks to parties, stays out of trouble) until the night he follows a cry for help into an abandoned warehouse and discovers that monsters are real… and they bleed.

What begins as a desperate fight for survival becomes something no myth ever warned him about: a hidden world of ancient covens, blood-born queens, and a power that chooses its kings in fire and desire.

In a single year Michael will go from human prey to the most dangerous thing stalking the desert night. He will learn that some loves don't ask permission, some crowns are forged in moonlight and bite marks, and some rules were made to be broken with teeth.

Dark, explicit, unapologetically romantic, and absolutely standalone, Fu*#ing Vampires is a love story written in blood and gasoline for anyone who ever believed that love can be the deadliest weapon of all.

Warning: contains graphic violence, explicit sex, polyamorous relationships, strong language, and a hero who refuses to stay dead or stay ordinary. Reader discretion is advised. (And probably a cold shower.)

©2026 B. B. Hartwich (P)2026 B. B. Hartwich
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