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Flatlines and Laugh Lines

Funny Confessions of a Heart Doctor

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By: E. Mike Vasilomanolakis M.D.
Narrated by: E Mike Vasilomanolakis
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Both hysterical and heartfelt, this treasure trove will have you laughing out loud at the mishaps, pranks, and antics of medical students, physicians, nurses, and patients. Dr. Mike Vasilomanolakis doesn’t miss a beat with this collection of crazy stories from his career as a cardiologist. Both hysterical and heartfelt, this treasure trove will have you laughing out loud at the mishaps, pranks, and antics of medical students, physicians, nurses, and patients. His storytelling is witty, informative, and occasionally cringe-worthy. Peek behind the scenes as he reveals the hilarity that happens in laboratories, hospital wards, and the back of speeding ambulances.

But wait, there’s more! This wacky medical memoir of 40 years in the cardio business also features Dr. Mike’s comedic anecdotes from the Hollywood red carpet, wide world of sports, streets of Chicago, and snows of Kilimanjaro. Go ahead…giggle, guffaw, and groan with the good doctor. He’ll make your heart happy.

Praise for Flatlines and Laugh Lines…

“Every so often a book comes along that not only provides hours of humorous entertainment but also mines the depths of the human experience. Dr. Mike threads the line between the styles of O. Henry and early Michael Crichton. He takes you on a delightful journey from the first disorienting days of medical school to a world-class cardiology practice. An amazing literary accomplishment that satisfies on many levels.”-Steve Klasky, M.S.S.E., Standup Comedian and Founder of the Academy of Comedy

“Thirty years ago, Dr. Mike began sharing his hilarious and deeply human stories with me. I told him he had to write them down—and I’m glad he listened! This collection is a gift…clever, touching, and thoroughly entertaining. He’s called Dr. Mike because his real name is difficult to pronounce and hard to remember. But once you read his book, you’ll never forget him.”-Dr. K–aka Stanley Kawanishi, M.D., F.A.C.C., Interventional Cardiologist and Legacy Super Doctor

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