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Excuse Me While I Disappear
- Tales of Midlife Mayhem
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
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A laugh-out-loud spin on the realities, perks, opportunities, and inevitable courses of midlife.
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And the #1 New York Times bestselling author has never been so fearlessly funny as she is in this empowering, candid, and enlightening memoir about living life on the other side of fifty.
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