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Everyday Horrors
- Bill of the Dead, Book 2
- Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
- Series: Bill of the Dead, Book 2
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Horror
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Publisher's Summary
One geek against the rising darkness.
Bill Ryder is having a hell of a week. Magic is back, one of his friends has been entombed in solid rock, and he once again has no pulse to speak of. Too bad it’s about to get worse.
Something is hunting vampires in New York City. A smarmy wizard has been called in to investigate, one with skeletons in his closet and eyes for Bill’s girlfriend. All the while, neolithic horrors - not seen since the dawn of time - are reappearing, wreaking havoc wherever they step.
Bill will need to rally his friends, both new and old, if he’s to have any chance of turning the creeping tide of chaos threatening to drown his city. But it won’t be easy. The balance of power in the supernatural hierarchy has been upended, and all the attitude in the world might not be enough to fix it.
Bill the vampire is back in Everyday Horrors, the second book in the Bill of the Dead series that puts the comedy back into horror comedy. If you enjoy the snark of Shayne Silvers, Steve McHugh, Michael Anderle, or Jim Butcher, then you're in for one hell of a bloody fun ride.
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- Perk322
- 16-01-2021
Funny with lots of potty humor
Love the story. Glenn grosses me out (I'm not good with being grossed out.. lol).
I'm looking forward to the next book! I'll find a way to deal with Glenn ;)
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- David gump
- 30-05-2020
another great listen
these books just keep getting better and better adding more to the mystery. i love glen, bark i mean meow. listen to the book then you'll get it.
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- rory dean
- 18-05-2020
Just a good fun book
This book keeps up with the same old bill drama I love keep it up
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- haruhi
- 18-05-2020
enjoyable..always a good laugh
Much as I love the entire Tomb of Bill series, this book has kinda let me down. There are tons of laughs as usual, but storywise, things seem to be placed out of the convenience of just being "weird". The story didn't seem to build so the end felt a bit stale. The characters tend to ramble, in thought or at each other, leaving me wondering if it's all to make the story longer than necessary. Towards the beginning, Bill is pretty mature. As the story progresses, other than being a handy hacker, he tends to be useless (although insanely funny as usual). The new character (no spoils) is cool but she's barely present. Can only guess we'll see more of her in the next story. Bill's subconscious is exciting and leaves you with questions. Though I enjoyed getting lost in another of Bill's supernatural adventures, this one just feels like a filler introducing a few new characters and random monsters to build a bit of foundation for book 3.
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- Nicole J.
- 09-05-2020
good book
another great addition to the bill of the dead books!! i can't wait got the next one!! (fyi, Tom is still a jackarse. but Glen is the source of many belly laughs!)
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- Michael Mcelvana
- 29-04-2020
Stay tuned for more fun from The Falcon Archives!
This was a fun listen/read, the humor was never tiring, the voice acting and characters memorable, one of the best audio books ive heard thus far, and highly recommend, especially the detail on Glen and rednecks. "%#&! em up boooysss" ya endless ROFL moments to be had. but then again ive been a fan of bill Rider and Ricks on point dirty sense of humor since day one. Most memorable moment was tom figuring out womanhood. R.I.P Kelvin Lightblade.
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- Debra
- 27-04-2020
I can't wait for book 3!
Another top notch story from Gualtieri and a beautifully sarcastic performance from Fetherolf! Top marks!
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- Uncle Social
- 20-04-2020
This Series Keeps Getting Better
I was truly saddened when Bill became human.
When this new series came out, it made me very happy.
This book was great, and I can't wait for the next book.
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- Patrick Lowman
- 16-04-2020
If you haven't read this, then you're wrong
Rick does it again! Another awesome book! My only complaint is that Sally and Bill need to develop a romantic relationship. It's gotta happen at some point. Do yourself a favor and get this book!
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- Tracey
- 10-04-2020
Disappointed
I normally love this author. the ending was so disappointing. usually his endings do of course leave the story ongoing but there is always an ending. this just stops, no resolution. the characters are getting old. time to close this series
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- Azura S
- 21-02-2021
Great Series Of Silliness
If you're looking at reading this, then you already know what to expect (there are, after all, about a dozen in the series before it). Wise cracking, fighting, fun. This isn't a literary classic and has no pretensions to be. If you want Buffy for adults in audio format with a male lead... this is the way to go.
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- Dol
- 25-08-2020
Barrrrk!!!!!! Another Bill-Storm Laughter Ride
What can i say other then i hope this bill ride lasts as long as the original series. After being a huge fan of the tomb of bill books, im glad to say this is ticking all the same boxes . The story has enough of what made the originals great to feel familiar but also enough new to make it's own adventure. Highly recomended to fans of Bill the vampire :)
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- mat brown
- 02-08-2020
Just brilliant
This series just gets better and better
Great characters in a fleshed our world and a lot of laughs
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- MR S G GUTHERLESS
- 06-03-2020
another great
Yet another great from Rick. Great story well narrated. Eagerly awaiting the next installment
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