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Eight-Bit Bastards: Levels One and Two

By: Joshua Mason
Narrated by: Michael Norman Johnson
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When you’ve maxed out your level, done every quest, and defeated every enemy, there’s not much left. So after seven centuries of immortality, Sean wants nothing more than to die. Afterall was touted as a paradise, an afterlife where anyone could pursue their interests, from archery to zookeeping. The gaming was the stuff of legend, but for Sean it had grown stale.

But when a woman from a past life informs him of a real, flesh-and-blood descendant that has hacked his way in, Sean finds a new purpose. The AI doesn’t take kindly to interlopers, and parks the intruder in the one realm so buggy that even the oldest, most powerful denizens of Afterall steer clear of it - the Bitrealm.

Sean must enter a land created for the original gamers, people like him who cut their teeth on some of the first video games released to the public. Will Sean brave the pixelated wilderness of Bitrealm to rescue his lost kin? Or will he fall victim to the force that has been making people vanish? One thing’s for certain, he can’t do it alone. He’s going to need a few members of his original guild.

He’s going to need some Eight-Bit Bastards.

Book Two:

Sean and the Bastards have entered the Bitrealm, and so far it hasn’t been all 1-Ups and treasure. They’ve tracked Pliny down to a castle in the mountains to the north, and they’ll need every bit of their skills, honed while playing some of the first and greatest video games, to survive its depths. But it won’t be easy. The castle soon takes its toll, separating the party and pitting them against some of the most dangerous creatures they’ve faced yet - creatures that may not be what they seem. Something has been tormenting the souls of Afterall, transforming them into shadows of their former selves. And with every twist and turn the castle throws at them, that something is getting closer. Add in a devious AI, a skeleton who’s watched too much TV, and more retro gaming goodness than you can shake a joystick at, and you have Eight-Bit Bastards.

©2019 Joshua Mason (P)2019 Spectrum Audiobooks

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  • 07-03-2020

Good addition to the LitRPG library

This is two books in one and are classified as LitRPG books, the setting is based in the far universe where a generation of players had sacrificed their bodies and uploaded their souls into a game world called Afterall. The book is light natured, there are some strong language present and some sexual themes, no gore. I would have the target audience +14 years old.

Plot:
Our main character, Sean uploaded his mind into a game world several hundred years ago. Over the course of that time he has done everything that Afterall has offered. He has gotten tired with the quests and spends eternity playing retro games. Sean soon finds a new purpose as he has gotten word that one of his descendants has entered the game world and has been teleported into the most dangerous realm within the game, Bitrealm.

Characters:
Sean is the main protagonist and is kind of a jerk. His hobbies include games, games, games, and stealing other people's girlfriends. Whiles hundreds of years old he has the mind of a adolescent boy. He tries to convince his team that he has changed his ways.


What I like:
The author has done a good job world building and making his own unique characters.

What I don't like:
I think that it is a solid read. No real problems that I can see.

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