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  • Drunk on a Plane

  • The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise
  • By: Zane Mitchell
  • Narrated by: Christopher Boucher
  • Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (6 ratings)

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Drunk on a Plane

By: Zane Mitchell
Narrated by: Christopher Boucher
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Publisher's Summary

So, I’m Drunk.

Daniel T. Drunk, Jr. if you really wanna know. And I’m on a plane headed to Paradise Isle on the trip of a lifetime. The occasion? My honeymoon. Except, there’s only one problem. 

I’m riding solo. 

It’s a really long story, and if you don’t mind, I’d prefer to leave it at that. Really? You must know? Fine, I get it. You’re the nosey type. Here’s the abbreviated version. I came within an inch of marrying a cheating slut. There. Get the picture? Good.

But that’s not what this story is about. This story is about what happened after I got to Paradise and a dead body showed up in my motel room.   

And, of course, the cops tried to blame it on me.   

And then the actual murderer decided they wanted me dead too. 

F--k. 

The hits just kept on coming. 

And to top it all off. This woman started following me around the island, and she couldn’t seem to keep her hands off me. But not in a good way.

So if you’re interested in a bit of Caribbean flavored action and adventure, with a hint of sexual tension, a dash of unapologetic profanity, and a kick-ass ending, then this is your audiobook. 

If you’re looking for the next best piece of literature since - oh, hell, who am I kidding? I don’t know shit about good literature. But if that’s what you’re looking for, then keep moving, cause this ain’t that.

If, however, you’re like me and just looking for a good time, then I’m your fella. I promise you, you won’t be disappointed. 

Rated R for language, crude humor, and sexual innuendos. Rated A+ for entertainment value.

©2018 Zane Mitchell (P)2019 Zane Mitchell

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  • 14-03-2021

Old school.

If you liked Magnum P.I. in the 80s, you are going to love this book. Good old fashioned 80s action. No drawn out story, no spend 1/2 the book getting to know the characters, just a good, likeable story. The narrator was brilliant. All his voices put a picture of the person straight in your head. He puts a voice to a character so well. This gets a tick on every level. Cant wait listen to the next ones in the series.

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easy romp

good fun some great one liners. some of the characters ' voices a bit annoying but still likeable.

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