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Danger Is Everywhere

A Handbook for Avoiding Danger

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Danger Is Everywhere

By: David O'Doherty
Narrated by: David O'Doherty
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Taken from the tape recordings of the enigmatic and ultra-cautious dangerologist Docter Noel Zone, Danger Is Everywhere is a brilliantly funny audiobook for avoiding danger of all kinds that will have you laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish.

Does it warn you about what to do if a shark comes up out of the loo while you are sitting on it? Yes, it does. And what to do if a volcano erupts underneath your house? After you've made sure it's not a neighbour's barbecue, this audiobook will let you know exactly how to deal with it. Does it include amazing sound effects and music composed by Doctor Noel Zone himself? Yes, it does. But make sure you keep the volume safely down.

©2014 David O'Doherty (P)2014 Penguin Audio Humourous Fiction Literature & Fiction Funny
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The best book I have ever listened to on this app ever ever ever in the history of ever

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Hilarious audiobook for all ages. My 6 and 9 year old enjoy it for a giggle. The whole family can listen to it on a car trip and have a good laugh. Your perception of danger will be forever changed though, because Danger IS everywhere! (You will never look at a toothbrush the same after hearing of the R.A.D. toothbrush snake)

RAD! (really awfully dangerous)

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