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Daft Wee Stories
- Narrated by: Limmy
- Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Daft Wee Stories is Limmy’s first book. It is a collection of stories. There are short stories. There are longer stories. There are stupid stories. There are thoughtful stories. There are upside-down stories. There are normal-way-up stories. There are weird stories. There are less weird stories. There are really weird stories. There is nothing else like it. Have a listen.
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- 30-07-2015
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Quality just quality! Vincent the vampire. Quality man. Modern banter and Limmys performance is quality
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