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Crying on the Kitchen Floor

Trisha Paytas' long-awaited tell-all memoir

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Crying on the Kitchen Floor

By: Trisha Paytas
Narrated by: Trisha Paytas
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Summary
 From THE Trisha Paytas comes a raw and uproarious memoir that finally sets the story straight.

No person has reinvented themselves more times than Trisha Paytas. Like a phoenix, she has risen from the ashes again and again – outliving social media platforms, navigating ill-fated and explosively popular podcasts and being on the wrong end of more messy feuds than she can count. As one of the world’s first influencers, she helped create the blueprint for a new kind of celebrity. But across a career marked by both dizzying highs and earth-shattering lows, one thing has remained unclear: What the hell was she thinking?

In Crying on the Kitchen Floor, Trisha sets out to answer this question once and for all by opening up like never before. She recounts in vivid, shocking detail how an insatiable need for fame led a quiet girl from the suburbs to life on the seedy streets of Hollywood. From dangerous encounters with potential serial killers, to abusive relationships with former child stars, infinite reality TV cameos, and ultimately, taking over the internet, Trisha’s desperate search for identity nearly cost her everything. Yet, after decades spent battling mental health issues and weathering endless cancellations, she somehow managed to fight her way to high ground as the world she helped build transformed beneath her feet.

Whether you’re a lifelong Trisha stan, or simply a child of the internet trying to make sense of the past three decades, this is a can’t-miss read from a true icon of our digital age. Entertainment & Celebrities Memoir Funny
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I love Trisha and hearing her story in her voice is everything I ever wanted and mors

I cried, I laughed, I cried of happiness

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Queen knows how to entertain! Very easy to follow along and in-vision the story, love it so much!

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Trisha absolutely killed this book. It kept me engaged and interested the entire way through, it was a whirlwind. I appreciate the realness throughout the book, it made me emotional hearing the hard parts as well as the happy parts. You can tell Trisha has done so much work on herself by the way she talks about her past, so insightful and aware. Trisha was also so well spoken and read this book like a pro! At the end when she spoke about her farther and Malibu that was the only time i heard a little waver in her voice and it made me tear up, i could truly feel the emotion, that was my favourite part. Congratulations on such an incredible book Trisha 🩷

Absolutely loved this!!!!

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Trisha’s story was wildly heartbreaking and so rawly told, I love the honesty and her ability to learn through her own traumas. As a big Trisha fan I was aware of so many of the stories but have always heard them from a joking tone, to hear her tell her life story in such a serious yet entertaining manner both break my heart and had me hooked on the story. Incredible!! Must listen for anyone.

Shocked by how one person can survive so much

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Trisha's autobiography absolutely blew away any expectations I had which were already very high! this is such an incredible, insightful, raw, relatable, vulnerable memoir with a consistent hilarious and outrageous narrative!

looking forward to receiving my physical copy soon but nothing can compare to listening to every word of this memoir narrated in Trisha's distinctive and delightful voice and I can't wait to listen to it again!!

incredible!

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