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Crazy Heifer

The Valentine Boys, Book 2
Length: 5 hrs and 42 mins
Categories: Romance, Contemporary
4.8 out of 5 stars (12 ratings)

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I fell in love with his rope skills. I stayed because, somehow, he took hold of my heart and made it his.

Callum Valentine didn’t mean to eavesdrop. Then, again? When a man is calling a woman fat right in front of your table, it’s kind of hard not to intervene. Especially when the town’s most beautiful creature ever is the one being called fat.

Desi just wants to be left alone. After an ugly divorce, she thinks she’s in the clear. Then, her ex takes it upon himself to continue to make her life miserable, giving Desi no choice but to take it or leave.

In fact, her bags were nearly all the way packed when Callum poked his nose into the most embarrassing spectacle the town of Kilgore has ever witnessed. The moment he declares her his and off limits, everything changes - and definitely not for the better.

As if things couldn’t get worse than being called a pitiful, fat heifer in front of the hottest man she’s ever seen, Callum has to go and say that she’s his, and they have to play a game that she’s not quite sure she wants to be playing.

But before her eyes, things change. And suddenly, the rules of the game aren’t clear. And they’re crossing boundaries neither one of them see coming.

©2020 Lani Lynn Vale (P)2020 Lani Lynn Vale

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Beautiful 💕💕

Omg ilove this family . I want to be adopted . They are fun . And crazy . And sexy as hell but boy are they worth your time . Especially on audio . Definitely give it a listen too 💕💞💜💚🧡💙💗❤️💋💛🤎

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  • Kelly
  • 06-05-2020

Started out with great potential

Two of my favorite narrators... and the story started out really well.... but fizzled for me. I will say I didn’t listen to book one.. so there were holes in the story for me. But my biggest complaint... chapter twelve....Editing errors... glaring ones. Those errors caused me to not care about the story any longer. The errors pulled me out of that world and I just couldn’t focus on the story again.

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  • Melbelle
  • 08-05-2020

Love the Valentine Boys!

This is the second in the series and was so good! LLV is amazing. She keeps the stories so interesting and good that I will always buy them. I especially like the future looks we get of the main couples. Love it and highly recommend all her books. Narration was superb! Sebyo....enough said he is so freaking hot and Maxine Mitchell, well she is amazing and I think I love her male voice for real.

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  • Debrajcb
  • 04-05-2020

Real People

I love all of LLV's books. This one was extra special because Desi has curves like real women do, and she's loved by her Valentine man amyway!!! Lovevit!!!❤❤❤❤

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  • Fabiola Cadet-Destil
  • 28-09-2020

Crazy Heifer

The Valentines are a crazy bunch who loves hard and made no apologies for it. They're fiercely protective over each other and will do anything for their love ones. Although this is my first time listening to these actors, they actually did really good, well done everyone.

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  • Precisa
  • 23-06-2020

Love this Story my favorite! Great Series

Best Narrators to bring this Story and Series to life.. so happy that I’ll continue purchasing the whole series and any other that Lani Lynn Vale come out with as long as she has Awesome narrators like my sexy voice Sebastian York and of course Maxine Mitchell as moved into my favorite female narrator.. you have to check out this Series you won’t be disappointed 🥰

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  • lorine40
  • 04-06-2020

Great book

awesome story funny I would recommend this book to anyone who likes to read

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  • Cingeo60
  • 21-05-2020

Great book!

I initially got the book because of the title. I thought that it would be an entertaining book. It was hilarious! I can't wait until I some the other books in the series!

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  • Angel Marcus
  • 07-05-2020

So GOOD!

I seriously love this series. The story kept my attention all the way through and the narration was fantastic!

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  • Sarah
  • 30-09-2020

OMG Sebastian York saying Baby is so hot

Book 2 in Valentine Boys series by Lani Lynn Vale. Callum is at a restaurant and over hears Mal bad mouthing Desi about her weight her look so he instructs waitress to deliver his meal and Desi together on her table. Callum give Mal a ace dressing down and they enjoy a great meal. Absolutely love the duel narration between Maxine Mitchell and Sebastian York. Especially Sebastian York saying baby to Desi OMG so hot. Can’t get enough of this series