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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

By: Chelsea Handler
Narrated by: Chelsea Handler
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About this listen

 In these personal essays, the #1 bestselling author of Life Will Be the Death of Me delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.

Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on Chelsea Handler's love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild.

Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is good good good good!

"Chelsea Handler writes like Judy Blume, if Judy Blume were into vodka..."—Jennifer Weiner
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Critic Reviews

Her cheeky candor is one of the things that makes her unique: She's a hot blonde with a filthy mouth.—Philadelphia Inquirer
"Whether Handler is plotting to get her father committed or convincing her dog never to 'shadoobie' in her presence, her essays are packed with enough laugh-out-loud moments to rival a first-rate stand-up act."—Publishers Weekly (starred review) on Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
Chelsea Handler writes like Judy Blume, if Judy Blume were into vodka, Ecstasy, and sleeping with midgets and nineteen-year-olds.—Jennifer Weiner
Where have I been all of Chelsea Handler's life? I had no idea how funny, how brilliant she is. She is too clever for words."—Liz Smith, New York Post
Chelsea Handler is a terrific comedian and a hilarious writer.—Jay Leno
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Sometimes this was a laugh out loud book other times it was beyond belief, not in a bad way - just in a seriously did that really happen way. An easy listen read wonderfully by Chelsea so you can enjoy & feel her energy with each story, good fun!

Lighthearted funny listen

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I think I was spoiled by listening to Chelsea's other books "Uganda be kidding me" and "Life will be the death of me" as this book tediously paled in comparison.

Short stories with screechy annoying voice renditions of characters made it rather jarring to listen to as it jolted you out of the passive story being told. Good for a bubblegum filler if you are in between books and happy to break it up into little shirt stories for shorter commutes. You won't be hanging to hear what happens next.

Yeah nah, nah yeah

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So good it made me want to download another book of hers - Uganda be kidding me. I’m now onto my 3rd book. She’s such a good storyteller, easy listen for a good laugh :)

So funny !

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From the uncomfortable feeling I had when chapter 1 started with a car full of people, to violently laughing while at the traffic lights; this book has it all and more.
If you're easily offended or someone who prefers the polite side of life just don't bother.
If youre sarcastic, witty, fun and love dogs. Just read it now. You won't be sorry.

Dry humour at it's finest.

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Had heard great things. Tried to get engaged, just couldn't. Gave up after 20 mins.

Didn't connect.

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was a little bit thin... much prefer the more recent books .... good effort though

love her but not my favourite

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