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Charlie and the War Against the Grannies

By: Alan Brough
Narrated by: Alan Brough
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I didn't want Mrs Cyclopolos to explode. I just wanted a paper round....

My name is Charlie Ian Duncan. I will be 12 on 2 February. I have written this history of my war with the grannies because I need everyone to know that I didn't mean for Mrs Cyclopolos to blow up. I just wanted a paper round.

When I say 'my war with the grannies', I really mean the war I waged alongside my best friend, Hils; my second best friend, Rashid; Peter the Iraqi, who isn't afraid of anything (well, apart from one thing); Warren and his magical bike, TwelveSpeed; and those crazy people we met underground.

The grannies started it when I asked them about a paper round, and they sprayed me in the face with rooster brand chili sauce and made me think that I was dead. Hils and I decided to go to war with them, but then I discovered one of the grannies had a glass eye, and I wasn't sure if it was okay to go to war against someone with a glass eye, but then I discovered that the granny with the glass eye could pinch bricks in half and turn her snot-covered hankies into deadly throwing weapons and possessed a truly terrible device called the Gnashing Gnet. It's all true. Especially the bit about me not wanting anyone to blow up.

©2016 Alan Brough (P)2016 Bolinda Publishing Pty Ltd Literature & Fiction War
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Hi I am cormac I will be a very happy woman to you for your

Charley's book

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All three of my kids 8,6 and 4 enjoy this so much and as a parent it’s fun to listen to as well.

Family favorite

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There was nothing I didn’t like it was perfect I love how you read. It makes me think you’re charli my whole family loves it I have heard it five times all I can say is thank you for writing this book. In other words I absolutely love it, thanks again.😍

Amazing it is on of the best books I have ever heard it is so good for people my age 11 it makes me smile every time. Thank you.

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We have spent the last 10 months listening to the Karaoke cockroaches on repeat that I thought I better get this app and add this story to our repertoire.
It didn’t disappoint!
Highly engaging, love the wit and humour. My boys love Brough’s stories and his story telling. Thanks for another favourite!

Another fantastic story by Brough

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This book is the best book in the world it’s funny and childish and he reads it so good I can never find a book like this plzzzzzz make another

Amazing

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It was good but did didn’t have much of an ending. We laughed a lot.

Lots of laughs

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confusing was the worst thing because at some of the.wirds I was just mind boggled.

I was kind of Confused at some of the words.

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