Chains and Candy Canes
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Chains and Candy Canes
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Narrated by:
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Lauren Hilary
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David McClain
About this listen
Santa says ho, ho, ho. Krampus just wants one.
I used to like Christmas. But this year? Total dumpster fire. My fiancé ran off with my barely-legal baby sister, my dad’s six feet under, and my mom is cosplaying as Martha Stewart: Holiday Edition. All I want is to drink my weight in vodka, torch the mistletoe, and pretend Christmas isn’t happening.
Instead, I make one reckless wish—and accidentally summon Krampus. Yes, that Krampus. Horns, hooves, chains, the whole nightmare-before-Christmas starter pack.
Because when life gives you heartbreak, you don’t go to therapy. You summon a goat demon with a stalking kink.
So now I, Katherine Evergreen, have to survive thirteen terrifying days of Christmas with a monster who jingles when he walks, growls when he talks, and looks at me like I’m the only present worth unwrapping.
So wish me luck. Or whiskey. But preferably both.
©2025 Lillith Abendroth (P)2025 Lillith Abendroth