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Cat Core

Cat Core, Book 1

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Cat Core

By: Dean Henegar
Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
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It was just supposed to be a quick trip to the pet store for some cat food, but the universe had other plans for Florence Valentine.

Good for nothing kids and some annoying store employees were giving her a hard time, and then things got worse when she was killed by a delivery truck. Instead of angels, pearly gates, and eternal rewards, a voice in her head keeps telling her that she’s become a dungeon core, whatever that is.

Now people keep coming into her new home, wrecking stuff, and stealing from her. But not everything about this whole ordeal is bad. Not only can Florence decorate her home with a thought, but she can also create the best things in the entire universe — she can create kitty cats.

Should these hooligans keep insisting on coming into her home, well, Florence and her kitties are going to have something to say about that.

©2021 Dean Henegar (P)2021 Podium Audio Action & Adventure Fantasy Fiction Literature & Fiction Satire Comedy Cats Paranormal
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I honestly don’t know what to say about this book I honestly just liked it

I don’t know what to say lol

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Well writen, particularly the voices. Also the performance did justice to the writing. As for the story, "Florence" existed 50 years ago when I was behind the counter and still exists today, terrorizing the young of all ages.

nice twist

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loved listening to the book extremely well done i have already bought the next book

litty dugeon

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I feel like this was a joke concept that went on a little too long.

It's *not* a joke - it's a well fleshed out and well thought out book. But... in the end, it's all about cats and I really just don't care about them as much as the author does. Everything gets a bit boring. A bit... 'well, I bet I know what the next creature she generates is going to be, ha ha... cough.'

The book still gets four stars, because hey, it's well written and a solid story. But it just wasn't that exciting. Unless you really, really like cats.

Good I guess if you like cats

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The good: The narration is excellent.
The bad: Florence Valentine is a thoroughly hateful old woman. It's probably intentional for her to be the worst Karen on earth, so much so that you wouldn't hesitate to kick her out of a moving bus into traffic.
She ignores all of Dougs advice, treats him like crap and is only saved due to copious amounts of plot armor.

I spent a good portion of the book hoping for the core to just die so Doug could finally be free.

Karen core

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