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Cactus Philosophy

Wry Wisdom from Desert Plants

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Cactus Philosophy

By: Jordan Blake Carter
Narrated by: Brandon Pool
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What can a cactus teach you about boundaries, survival, and thriving in a world that wants too much of you? More than you think.

  • Cacti don’t apologize for being spiky—and neither should you.
  • They bloom only when it matters, saving their energy for the right season.
  • They endure harsh conditions, not by fighting the desert, but by adapting to it.

In Cactus Philosophy, Jordan Blake Carter blends desert imagery, wry humor, and tough-love wisdom into a guide for resilient living. These aren’t soft, fluffy platitudes. This is cactus logic: sharp, efficient, and strangely beautiful.

You’ll learn how to:

  • Protect your energy with boundaries that stick
  • Conserve your creativity and attention for what truly matters
  • Thrive in full sun instead of chasing shade
  • Leave behind a legacy that’s useful, not ornamental

Perfect for listeners who appreciate humor with their self-help, Cactus Philosophy is part survival manual, part pep talk, and part love letter to the desert. It’s a reminder that resilience doesn’t mean being soft or invincible—it means being spiky, stubborn, and unapologetically yourself.

©2025 Jordan Blake Carter (P)2025 Jordan Blake Carter
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