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  • BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem: How I Cornered the Multiversal Monopoly

  • Shopocalypse Saga, Book 5
  • By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
  • Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
  • Length: 19 hrs and 8 mins
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By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
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When the universe defaults on its existential loans, who better to foreclose the apocalypse than the Windowpuncher, Tyson Dawes?

Dearth Conglomerate is plummeting in market value, and Kraken is no more. But not all threats have been extinguished. Thanks to the rising threat of the Sleem, the whole multiverse is in danger. Desperate for a cosmic bailout, the Church calls for a financial crusade. Meanwhile, Molls and her family fall into a whole mess of market shock and face futures unknown.

With Storage under threat of hostile foreclosure, the universe faced with Sleem saturation, and Silken Sands spread thinly over too many areas of opportunity, has BuyMort found its final market victor?

From the elastic supply of the Church's Inquisition auditing Silken Sands to a climactic battle with ROI (that's Return on Incineration, by the way) so low it crashes all markets, this is one fiscal year you won't want to miss.

Get ready for a hostile takeover of epic proportions. In BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem, the end isn't nigh—it's been leveraged, securitized, and is ready to liquidate. Say your prayers and check your credit score because when the celestial ledger closes, you'll want to make sure your cosmic assets are diversified.

©2023 Joseph Phelps, Damien Hanson (P)2024 Podium Audio

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Good addition to the series

This book was good in the series didn't focus on the love interest and inlaws to much. I think it would be great to have a " batman & joker" character in the next book that removes the love interest and threatens to crack the main characters psyche, would be great.

not a fan of the love interest so I am a little bias.

Again good addition to the series really moves the story forward and great voice acting.

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