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Blame It on Bianca Del Rio
- Narrated by: Bianca Del Rio
- Length: 4 hrs and 45 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Random House presents the audiobook edition of Blame It on Bianca Del Rio, written and read by Bianca Del Rio.
Not today, Satan.
The cheeky, larger-than-life drag queen and outrageous comic - 'The Joan Rivers of the Drag World' (New York Times) - who isn't afraid to shock or offend, shares her trademark acerbic wit and sharp commentary in this uproarious collection of advice.
When it comes to insult comics, Bianca Del Rio is in a class by herself. Fierce, funny, and fabulous - a would-be love child sired by John Waters and birthed by Joan Rivers - Bianca sandblasted her name in the annals of pop culture on RuPaul's Drag Race. Thanks to her snarky frankness, impeccable comedic timing, and politically incorrect humour, she became the show's breakout star, winning its sixth season.
In Blame It on Bianca Del Rio, Bianca shares her opinions loudly and proudly, offering raucous, hilarious, no-holds-barred commentary on the everyday annoyances, big and small, that color her world, and make it a living, albeit amusing, hell for anyone who inhabits it. A collection of biting advice, Blame It on Bianca Del Rio will shock you and keep you laughing. But be warned: it is not for the faint of heart!
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- Megs
- 14-12-2020
meh...
Only got approx 30mins in. Just not for me. Did not enjoy the writing style
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- Amazon Customer
- 21-02-2020
Disappointed!!
I love BDR but this isn't for me. I think its the style/layout of this book with the question and answer style like she is a self help writer.
I didnt find it funny. Or intresting.
Its like she reading people and was trying to be hunty but because its to made up people its not funny
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- Kim
- 18-07-2018
Bloody hilarious
I'm so glad that I used my credit for this audio book.
I've always been a fan of Bianca's work, I had the pleasure of watching one of her shows before so listening to her read her book was like having a personal Bianca Del Rio show!
Witty, funny and her delivery was hilarious as always!
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- Amazon Customer
- 19-06-2018
The shade is strong
Loved this book and Bianca is awesome! One of the best audio books I've ever listened to.
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- V
- 10-07-2018
Really fun for the first hour
Really fun for the first hour but then it becomes a little bit repetitive. I love BDR but I think I prefer her 'in the moment' wit and humour.
Great for fans of BDL but personally for me it was a bit too samey.
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- @slytherinshare
- 22-06-2018
Was expecting a stand-up style performance
I loved Bianca Del Rio; her quick quips and punishing put downs whilst on tour (watched via YouTube) and on RPDR Season 6 - however I was expecting perhaps a diatribe of disastrous discussions on popular culture but instead we get a hodge-podge of piss-take puns.
Bianca Del Rio providing advice was just agony as many of the witty retorts were repeated synonymously.
I think the basis of this book could easily has been condensed to a 30-60 min short read.
All I can say is I’m glad I used a credit to buy this book and not the full price.
Overall value 1.75 out of 5.
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- Lyvia Critchell
- 21-08-2018
Hilarious
Bianca Del Rio is hilarious anyway, so when I heard she was bringing out a book I knew I had to listen to it, and it’s the Queen herself narrating. Hilariously funny throughout, defo did not dissapoint!
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- Efflectum
- 20-06-2018
Sooooooo disappointed
Sadly I am so disappointed by this book, as I was really looking forward to listening to Bianca's book. I couldn't even get more that 20 minutes in as it is full, mean and boring. No humour at all. I normally find Bianca hilarious, but the her narration comes across that even she knows what a sack of crap she had produced. Girl, go back to the library do some research and come back with something better. You have done a disservice to yourself, as you are better than this.
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- John Mason
- 16-06-2018
I love Bianca del Rio... usually!
The reading of the book just comes across as bland. I found myself zoning out as it just sounded tone-less. The jokes sounded offbeat and off the mark. I felt letdown by this.
3 people found this helpful
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- Anonymous User
- 16-06-2018
Just dull.
Dreary stereotypes. No punchy lines, nothing new or fresh. Unless you're an easily pleased super fan I wouldn't bother.
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- Anonymous User
- 01-02-2021
Disappointing
Really hard to get through, it’s very repetitive and a tad bland. I was really excited to read this but I must agree with lots of the low star reviews. Really disappointing, could have been much better.
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- klarkieboy
- 17-10-2020
This B**** is full of hate, love it
I guess bianca does well for a clown in a wig, her makeup tips are awful. I feel she would be better suited to her roots and became a housekeeper!
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- Will ramsay
- 11-08-2020
to funny
try not laugh I promise you'll fail cut throat brutal but funny as hell
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