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Billionaire Grump
- A Fake Relationship Romantic Comedy
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Sebastian York
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Juno
When I'm late for a job interview and get stuck on an elevator with an annoyingly sexy, ancient-Rome-obsessed grump, the last thing I expect is for him to be the billionaire owner of the building. I also don't expect to almost kill him...accidentally, of course.
Sure, I don't get the plant care position I applied for, but I do receive an interesting offer.
Lucius needs to trick the public (and his grandma) into thinking he's in a relationship, and I need tuition money to get my botany degree. Our arrangement is mutually beneficial—that is, until I start catching feelings.
If being a cactus lover has taught me anything, it’s that if you get too close, there's a good chance you'll end up hurt.
Lucius
Post-elevator incident, I'm left with three things: my favorite water bottle full of pee, a life-threatening allergic reaction, and paparazzi photos of my “girlfriend” and I that make my Gram the happiest woman alive.
Naturally, my next step is to blackmail—I mean, convince—this (admittedly cute) girl to pretend to date me. That way, my grandma stays happy, and as a bonus, I can keep the gold diggers at bay.
Unfortunately, my arch nemesis, a.k.a. biology, kicks in, and the whole "not getting physical" part of our agreement becomes increasingly hard to abide by. Worse yet, the longer I'm with Juno, the more my delicately crafted icy exterior melts away.
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- Marty may
- 13-06-2023
Fun story!
Great story! Excellent humour and enjoyable plot. I love Erin Mallon but Sebastian is just not my fav! Otherwise, great!
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- Lola'sReads
- 22-01-2023
Light hearted fun
This was a fun, funny, quick listen. As always, Erin Mallon and Sebastian York deliver the narration perfectly!
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- Diana Samuel
- 20-03-2023
Billionaire Grump
This audio book had every thing humour love and well told story thoroughly enjoyed it 👍 😀
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- Anonymous User
- 18-01-2023
Great Story
Really enjoyed the narrators, the humour, the characters and the storyline. Would recommend if you want a fun, quirky story that doesn't have a heavy emphasis on tragic back stories and sometimes it is good to read a mostly uplifting story.
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- Amiz
- 14-07-2023
Sweet/cute story
This is a cute funny story and a great pallet cleanser in between from reading heavy books
Easy read/ listening and funny
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- Kris
- 10-03-2024
Another great story
I gave it four stars and meant it but I felt the end finished too quickly. I needed a little more attention and maybe Edith getting a punch in the nose by a cactus?🌵
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- Barbra Lazzarini
- 16-01-2023
Loved this ✨💕
I enjoyed this story and these characters. I especially loved gran 👵 she was hilarious and very flexible too . Heeee 😄😄😄 I definitely loved listening to Sebastian and Erin who did a brilliant job bringing this story to life 💕✨💕✨💕✨💕✨💕✨💕
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- Stella
- 11-05-2023
Here's to biology!
Let's be real here...Sebastian York can read me his shopping list and I would be in heaven. His performance as Lucius was spot on and he deserves a 5-star rating. I wish I could say the same for Erin Mallon. I felt her narration slightly over the top and rushed and as much as I tried to 'get into' her narration...I couldn't.
The story itself was good and I love me a good billionaire/fake relationship/turn real romance story, but to be honest, at first, I couldn't help thinking as I listened how it reminded me of a brilliant story by Anna Zaires and Dima Zales that involved a billionaire, a red head and three fluffy cats.
You can't beat a good HEA and it's always something I look forward to at the end of a story but I was half expecting a different ending in regards to what Lucius did with his plans for Novas Rome...especially after giving into his 'biology'.
Overall, I did enjoy the listen and I don't regret my purchase.
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- Marilyn Carter
- 13-04-2023
Enjoyable
Nice short and easy to listen to, sweet story and great narration. Look forward to more from Misha
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- Rebeca B.
- 12-01-2023
Perfect summer read
Laughed so much I just could not put this book down. Fabulous performance from Sebastian and
Erin. Enjoyed the premise and the story developed. Happy chick here! Thanks for the laughs 💗
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