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Billionaire Grump

A Fake Relationship Romantic Comedy

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Billionaire Grump

By: Misha Bell, Anna Zaires, Dima Zales
Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Sebastian York
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Juno

When I'm late for a job interview and get stuck on an elevator with an annoyingly sexy, ancient-Rome-obsessed grump, the last thing I expect is for him to be the billionaire owner of the building. I also don't expect to almost kill him...accidentally, of course.

Sure, I don't get the plant care position I applied for, but I do receive an interesting offer.

Lucius needs to trick the public (and his grandma) into thinking he's in a relationship, and I need tuition money to get my botany degree. Our arrangement is mutually beneficial—that is, until I start catching feelings.

If being a cactus lover has taught me anything, it’s that if you get too close, there's a good chance you'll end up hurt.

Lucius

Post-elevator incident, I'm left with three things: my favorite water bottle full of pee, a life-threatening allergic reaction, and paparazzi photos of my “girlfriend” and I that make my Gram the happiest woman alive.

Naturally, my next step is to blackmail—I mean, convince—this (admittedly cute) girl to pretend to date me. That way, my grandma stays happy, and as a bonus, I can keep the gold diggers at bay.

Unfortunately, my arch nemesis, a.k.a. biology, kicks in, and the whole "not getting physical" part of our agreement becomes increasingly hard to abide by. Worse yet, the longer I'm with Juno, the more my delicately crafted icy exterior melts away.

If I'm not careful, Juno will tear down my walls completely.

©2023 Misha Bell (P)2023 Misha Bell
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Great story! Excellent humour and enjoyable plot. I love Erin Mallon but Sebastian is just not my fav! Otherwise, great!

Fun story!

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This was a fun, funny, quick listen. As always, Erin Mallon and Sebastian York deliver the narration perfectly!

Light hearted fun

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This audio book had every thing humour love and well told story thoroughly enjoyed it 👍 😀

Billionaire Grump

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Really enjoyed the narrators, the humour, the characters and the storyline. Would recommend if you want a fun, quirky story that doesn't have a heavy emphasis on tragic back stories and sometimes it is good to read a mostly uplifting story.

Great Story

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This is a cute funny story and a great pallet cleanser in between from reading heavy books
Easy read/ listening and funny

Sweet/cute story

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