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Beware of Chicken: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel

Beware of Chicken, Book 1

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Beware of Chicken: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel

By: Casualfarmer
Narrated by: Travis Baldree
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A laugh-out-loud, slice-of-life martial-arts fantasy about...farming????

Jin Rou wanted to be a cultivator. A man powerful enough to defy the heavens. A master of martial arts. A lord of spiritual power. Unfortunately for him, he died, and now I’m stuck in his body.

Arrogant Masters? Heavenly Tribulations? All that violence and bloodshed? Yeah, no thanks. I’m getting out of here.

Farm life sounds pretty great. Tilling a field by hand is fun when you’ve got the strength of ten men—though maybe I shouldn’t have fed those Spirit Herbs to my pet rooster. I’m not used to seeing a chicken move with such grace...but Qi makes everything kind of wonky, so it’s probably fine.

Instead of a lifetime of battle, my biggest concerns are building a house, the size of my harvest, and the way the girl from the nearby village glares at me when I tease her.

A slow, simple, fulfilling life in a place where nothing exciting or out of the ordinary ever happens...right?

The first volume of the blockbuster progression-fantasy series—with more than 16 million views on Royal Road—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!

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Sooo good! It was the perfect meld of humour, morality, earth and love! I can’t wait for the next one and will relisten, which I have never done before!

Absolutely amazing!!!!

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Can’t wait till the next one. Loved the whole f-you chunboi style that still uses the tropes for the side characters to great comedic effect.

Hidden gem

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For a book with such a ridiculous name I enjoyed this immensely. It is a funny, entertaining and engaging story with loveable characters and what feels like is going to be a great adventure in future books. The narration is fantastic, I wouldn’t expect anything less from Travis Baldree who is a fantastic narrator. Worth a surprising 5 stars. Loved it!

Why was this so good?!

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My favourite. A steady progression of the story that has interesting characters and story. I look forward to the rest of the series.

A very good book.

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Easy to listen, get caught up in this funny feel good story with all manner of characters to make you smile. A tale of life on a farm

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