Been Nowhere, Done Nothing
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Been Nowhere, Done Nothing
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Narrated by:
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Paul Glazebrook
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By:
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Paul Glazebrook
BEEN NOWHERE, DONE NOTHING The brutally honest, laugh-out-loud, and unexpectedly moving true story of life as a British infantry soldier.
Paul "Glazey" Glazebrook didn't set out to write a war memoir. He set out to tell the truth — about growing up on a council estate, about army selection, about the mates who became brothers, and about the chaos, humour, and horror of operational tours from South Armagh to Iraq.
What he wrote instead became one of the most talked-about military memoirs in years — a book civilians read in one sitting and veterans pass between each other like a regimental in-joke.
There's no glorification here. No deep political reflection. Just the real, raw, occasionally filthy truth of what it's actually like to serve — told with the kind of dark, self-deprecating humour that gets soldiers through anything.
Rated 4.9 stars on Amazon and 4.8 stars on Audible, where Paul narrates the audiobook himself.
Whether you served or you've never worn a uniform in your life — this is the British Army as you've never heard it before.
©2025 Paul Glazebrook (P)2025 Paul GlazebrookCritic Reviews
‘A brutally honest and hilarious account of soldiering from a Rifleman’s perspective’ —Andy McNab CBE, DCM, MM