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Be My Enemy

Narrated by: Angus King
Length: 12 hrs and 29 mins
4.5 out of 5 stars (7 ratings)
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Publisher's Summary

It was a junket, a freebie. A 'team-building' weekend in the highlands for lawyers, advertising execs, businessmen, even the head of a charity. Oh, and a journalist, specially solicited for his renowned and voluble scepticism - Jack Parlabane.

Amid the flying paintballs and flowing Shiraz even the most cynical admit the organisers have pulled some surprises - stalkers in the forest, power cuts in the night, mass mobile phone thefts, disappearing staff, disappearing guests: there's nothing can bring out people's hidden strengths or break down interpersonal barriers quite like not having a clue what's going on and being scared out of your wits.

However, when the only vehicular access for thirty miles is cut off, it seems that events are being orchestrated not just for pleasure....

And that's before they find the first body. Thereafter, 'finding out who your colleagues really are' is not so much an end product as the key to reaching Monday morning alive.

©2004 Christopher Brookmyre (P)2015 W F Howes Ltd

Critic Reviews

"The most mischievous white-knuckle writer." ( Daily Express)
"Shrewd and pitch-black humour." ( Telegraph)

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Gutsy

This story has guts, but also plenty of other body parts. Bloody wonderful book. Pardon the bad puns.

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  • Stephen
  • 09-12-2016

Love this author's work!

This is the third book that I've gone through of this author &and I'm just about to buy another. I love the style of writing, and the humour. Don't get me wrong it's a serious book but written with humour. The main character is hilarious. He's pretty much an anti hero with a dour, dry & sarcastic wit. Simply, brilliant.

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  • Jane
  • 23-06-2016

How does he dream them up!

I am a Brookmyre convert and this did not disappoint. A great storyteller, always something that you can't anticipate, and Angus King as narrator does it justice.

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  • Andy
  • 15-04-2016

Outrageous story, but you loved it all the same

What did you like most about Be My Enemy?

Great characterisations superbly narrated by Angus King. I've never switched my view point on characters so often, from outright hatred to deep felt sympathy

What was one of the most memorable moments of Be My Enemy?

Defending the Hall from the murderous hoards, using ingenuity in doing so. Funny too.

Which scene did you most enjoy?

The 1980's political heated discussion e.g. Jack Parlabane's retort to one remark went

"the world has gone PC mad!!!!..........oh the desperate cry of the thwarted bigot" - priceless.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

Nothing in particular, wasn't that type of story.

Any additional comments?

Brookmyre is literary gold. If you like his work, you'll love this.

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  • Ann D
  • 08-02-2016

Erm . . . Speechless, in a good way!

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I have never read or listened to anything like this before. I don't want to include spoilers here, so it's difficult to say too much. The story is very unusual. During the first half, not much happens, yet it remains compelling. During the second half, too much happens, a good deal of which requires a fair degree of suspension of belief, yet it remains compelling! This is my second book by this author, the first being Black Widow which was much more conventional. Brookmyre is clearly an excellent writer. In both books, there is nothing sloppy or cliched. I'm off to read more from him.

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  • traveller
  • 01-11-2015

Brookmyre up to standard

You know what you're getting you just don't know where it is
Best Brookmyre I've come across for a while

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  • SteAndDenise
  • 01-03-2016

This combination of author and narrator is just so

A great story, with believable characters, and some excellent set peices, the entrance in the snooker room was hysterical.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 30-11-2018

Nah....

Implausible plot, thinly drawn characters, unrealistic reactions to horrors previously unknown - not very good at all. Narrator does his best but some strange mangling of sentences and stresses in odd places. Nah....

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  • Ms. Rw Humphreys
  • 31-10-2018

Stick with it..... The last parts great.

I really struggled with this one, as other reviewers have said, the first third of the book is almost of no relevance to the rest of it.
I actually found first 65% irrelevant, the last part almost makes up for it as it reminded a lot of One fine day in the middle of the night, which I loved.
I just can't get over how awful the first bit is though.

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  • jackie
  • 27-10-2018

Fantastically funny

This is my 7th Christopher Brookmyer book and already have next one ready it's dark gruesome and hilarious so not for squeamish or easily offended .Also be careful where you listen to this author sudden laughter and at times uncontrollable can happen ;)

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  • Sandra
  • 24-10-2018

Slow to get going, but ultimately gripping

The first half was fairly drawn out and annoying - too much over-description and superlatives. Once it got going though it was typical OTT nonsense from Christopher Brookmyre, which was both gripping and great fun. I ended up really enjoying this book and look forward to listening to the next one.