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Baking & Babies

Narrated by: Amy McFadden
Series: Chocoholics, Book 3
Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
3.5 out of 5 stars (2 ratings)

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"I'm pregnant." Molly Gilmore had a good life before she uttered those two stupid words. While preparing to graduate from culinary school and building up the courage to make a move on her hot, sugar-cookie-smelling pastry instructor Marco, she can't wait to finally have the GREAT life she's always dreamed about, instead of just the good one she's been living. Always known as the quiet ninja, she fully intends to stay hidden in the shadows with her nut-job family, so they have no chance to embarrass her around the man she's crushed on for two years. Unfortunately, her family has other plans.

When they yank her straight out of her comfort zone, she finds herself starring in the craziest train wreck she's ever witnessed. Molly ultimately gets a more exciting life that doesn't revolve around school, but she's pretty sure the man of her dreams won't be sticking around long after her family gets ahold of him. There aren't too many guys who can handle smelling like pee, having the whole world know how he masturbates, and being forced to eat an entire bag of dicks.

Join the Chocolate Lovers and Chocoholics gang for one final story about love, baked goods, making poor life choices, and remembering how important family is - even if they drive you insane. Mostly because it's illegal to kill them.

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  • Mandy Romine
  • 18-12-2018

yuck

very childish. not worth the time to listen to. vulgar and silly. sounds like something a bunch of adolescent boys would come up with.

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  • Leslie
  • 04-06-2019

Waste of time

Do not bother. The world's dumbest and most annoying family. And just because you can think of a never ending way to curse makes it funny, purposeful or even a little bit amusing. Uuuggghhh.

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  • Patricia
  • 14-01-2019

not funny,vulgar just to be vulgar, childish.

worse romance I have ever read. I like fantasy but this kind of crap is just beyond my ability to suspend disbelief. the language and ridiculous situations pulled me out of the story time n time again.

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  • Mary
  • 17-12-2018

Silly and lewd

I wii say the narrator was good. The story, however, was incredibly stupid unless you want to read about blow jobs with resultant vomiting, sex toys and sex with food to mention a few.

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  • Linda B.
  • 27-11-2018

Too over the top

Language and crazy situations at times were funny but then it went over the top. Too much unrealistic situations and people made it annoying to read. The language and stupid things hurled at people just became crass. It seemed funny at first but I grew tired of it quickly.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 15-09-2018

Meh

This was a bit too try hard at being crazy that it missed the mark for also being genuine. There really is this fine line that needs to be taken into consideration for novels like this. The narrator also does not try to discern between male and female POV it’s quite annoying. Overall I don’t hate it but I would recommend it.

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  • Rachel C.
  • 13-08-2019

Not recommended for first trimester

If you’re pregnant and in your first trimester, I would not recommend listening to this. Or if you just have a sensitive stomach, or maybe you’re just sick.

This book has pretty basic humor, which includes a relatively high volume of gross-out humor. So if you’re already feeling nauseated, steer clear of this book. It has plenty of gross descriptions and puking.

Aside from that, I’d also say this is a pretty meh book. It’s not horrible, but as I mentioned, the humor is pretty basic. The characters have plenty of silly antics that are meant to make you laugh, but I personally feel that it is possible for an author to create believable situations and have characters who are capable of rational thought while still making a reader laugh. But, hey, maybe this is just a style of comedy that’s not for me. Or maybe my nauseated self wasn’t in a great state of mind to enjoy this to its fullest potential.

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  • B. D.
  • 14-12-2018

Just Don’t !

This book is a total waste of time and the narrator only had one voice for all the characters. Just awful. I skipped to the last chapter and couldn’t even read that one. Whoever gave this book a good review.. well, I just don’t get it.

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  • Maria
  • 07-08-2018

Highly recommended series

I can’t express to you all how funny this last audiobook in the series really is, I snort laughed so many times, seriously.

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  • Thaleia
  • 02-06-2018

Not for those with weak stomachs

There were some laugh-out-loud moments in this book, but really not much baking - apart from a flaccid soufflé - or babies. Be warned. This book is not for those averse to bodily fluids in their fiction. It really should have been called Puking and Jizz.

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