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THE BOTHERING OF CHTULHU: An Eldritch Lampoon

By: Bill Schmalfeldt
Narrated by: Jed Aicher
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 THE BOTHERING OF CTHULHUAn Eldritch LampoonTHE STARS ARE RIGHT. CTHULHU IS NOT IN THE MOOD.For countless eons, the Great Old One has slumbered beneath the Pacific Ocean, dreaming unspeakable dreams of cosmic destruction, universal madness, and unusually affectionate female demon manatees.Unfortunately, his worshippers won't shut the fuck up.Everywhere he turns, some collection of robe-wearing idiots is chanting his name, demanding that he rise from the depths and destroy humanity. All Cthulhu wants is a little peace and quiet.Desperate for a solution, he summons the Old Gods for a family meeting. Big mistake.Between an obnoxious Nyarlathotep, an omniscient Yog-Sothoth with a scandalous romantic history, an interfering Shub-Niggurath, and a cousin who can't stay awake long enough to offer useful advice, Cthulhu discovers that cosmic family gatherings are even worse than human ones.And then there's Scott.Don't ask about Scott.When diplomacy, meditation, and ignoring his worshippers fail spectacularly, Cthulhu decides it's finally time to unleash unimaginable horror upon humanity.Unfortunately, humanity has other plans.From Crooked Smile Press comes an outrageously irreverent, profane, illustrated Lovecraftian comedy about cosmic frustration, dysfunctional immortals, an insatiable demon catfish, and one ancient deity who desperately needs a vacation.Some horrors are beyond human comprehension. Others just want everybody to leave them the fuck alone.©2026 William Schmalfeldt (P)2026 William Schmalfeldt
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