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Ain't Happenin'

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Ain't Happenin'

By: Shandi Boyes
Narrated by: Alexandre Steele, Portia Kay Winters
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Summary

Lorenzo Ricci is a big-shot footballer known for his talents both on and off the field. In his hometown of Milan, he's the divinity of all men. Women want to be bedded by him, men want to be him. However, during his one-off visit to the land of the free, he can't even get final-year college student Skylar Maine to talk to him.

She has dreams in the works—dreams that don't include a height-restricted Italian who wrongly believes football is played with a round ball.

With Skylar's wish to find an altitude-breathing mate on the forefront of her mind, Lorenzo will face more than a red-card to secure her attention. If his record-breaking deal, newly acquired gay best-friend, and smoking-hot accent don't free him from the penalty box, he's certain a big hairy bear named Percy will.

Ain't Happenin' is a hilarious sports romcom that brings together two clashing personalities in the most brilliant way. It has several laugh-out-loud moments and steamy you-aren't-who-I-want scenes.

Contains mature themes.

©2020 Shandi Boyes
Contemporary Sports
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